Gay Sugar Daddy
"I'm gay."
My eyes grow so big as I stop breathing, but two seconds later I'm bursting with laughter.
"Okay funny," I finally tone down my laugh as I bring myself to look at him again. But he is still staring at me like he had been when he told me that joke.
"Wait," uhh, "Really?"
He nods, "Really."
"You like... guys?"
"I fuck guys."
Oh wow, you really can't have it all can you. When he checks all the boxes, suddenly there's this big box he doesn't. The most important box, the top on the list.
"You're gay or bi?" Because there's a big difference between those two.
"I'm gay."
"You never fuck a woman?"
"I've never fucked a woman."
"Then why the hell w