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The three girls merely shook their heads as another contender for most ludicrous hooligan of the night spoke, “I’m SO gay, you guys.” A comical sort of silence surrounds the gang for a second. “We know,” everyone simultaneously said. Odell shot them all a disbelieving glare. “Oh... how?” “Sweetie, you came out to us last year,” Naia said with an amused smile. “Did I?” Odell gave it a serious thought, not being able to remember the momentous event in his drunken state. Megan bit her lower lip in an attempt to stop herself from chortling then and there. “Does yelling ‘I’m gay!!!! I’M GAY!!!!!’ to the ocean jog your memory?”

“So you two know your brother and Thad the best, what is the best way to embarrass the hell out of them.” “Right now the best way to get Sam is to order him a sex doll. He looked like a pervo that couldn’t get it from his mate. Especially when we get the doll to look like you.” I said and looked at Remmie that started laughing, I just shrugged. “Okay and Thad?” Gabi said. “Gay porno and how to guide to be a submissive in a male on male BDSM relationship. It's not a toss on those that are Bisexual or Homosexual just a way to play with Thaddeus. He will think it is funny as hell.”

My Gay Dad. “Get out of my house and get out of my life. I don't need you anymore. You have ruined my life, you beach". Amelia Choley screamed at the top of her voice as she pushed her husband out of her one room apartment. “You're the worst thing that has ever happened to me. You came into my life, have nothing to offer and destroyed the little I have. You're a liar, a gay and a devil. Only demons practice gay”. Amelia said, still in anger and shouting at the top of her voice. She has a tiny but loud voice and this time around she screams so loud in frustration.

I clicked on the gay icon website and it brought out series of gay sex videos - I was already burning up by now and my dick was as hard as hell. I played the video, watching with my eyes wide open as the two guys went from kissing, to sucking each other's dicks, and then to fucking each other. It was a seven minute video and it ended quickly. I was super hard by the time it ended, and like an animal driven by instinct, I rushed upstairs to my room, got a Vaseline and went back downstairs. I connected my phone to the television and played another video, a longer one - I needed a bigger screen to view what was actually going on and my phone was definitely not a big screen.

“I wouldn’t even care if it was my Mum. Not that she’s ever about long enough.” “I watched this porno where the stepmom walks in on the guy wanking and offers to help,” was Jamie’s random input. “You watch straight people porn?” Kayla frowned at him. “Straight people watch gay porn, don’t they? A penis is a penis,” Jamie shrugged. This made the others laugh. They seemed to love Jamie’s little stories and insights. “So,” Jamie turned to Adam, ignoring the others. He often did this, as though he knew Adam wasn’t impressed with him and desperately wanted to gain him as one of his little following. It was annoying. “Did you hear about that teenage gangster who murdered those sex traffickers?”

The one in the corner making out with two different men at once looked like he’d peaked in high school and never moved on. The tall blond grinding on the couch? His moans sounded fake, like he was auditioning for a bad OnlyFans. The short guy with the nipple rings kept flexing every time someone glanced his way overcompensating much? I snorted into my drink. These men acted like they invented gay sex, yet half of them couldn’t even dance without looking like they were having a seizure.

The sound was rich and full of life as it echoed across the landscape. The sound came back over and over again and I felt a warmth like never before crawl under my skin, settling in my stomach as I looked down at her. “That’s gay, are you…. Oh my god, you’re gay?” She teased, and it was only a matter of time before I was laughing my ass off, my stomach hurting from laughing so hard. “Shut up. I’m not gay, you’re literally carrying the evidence of that.” I retorted. “Oh, in the past, gay men were known to have kids and act like heterosexual people to avoid judgement, they even impregnate their female partners before going off to fuck another man or her fucked by another man.”

“Mr. Clemmings, did you really look through the documents submitted” “Yes”, he snaps defensively. “I somehow doubt that”, I say. “Me too”, says Gabe as he snorts through his laughter too. “Do you two think this is funny?”, he questions as I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. “Yea”, chokes out Gabe. “Oh my God, you can’t seriously think Lala and Gabe are married”, says Meme through her own laughing fit. When the teacher looks at the three of us in a state of hysteria, Meme bursts out, “oh my God, he does”.

“Why do you find pleasure in someone else’s misery, huh?” “Boo!” Brian shouted from the crowd. “Boo!” others echoed, laughter spilling out. “Boo?” Lia laughed sharply. “Okay. Since you’re all so desperate for entertainment, why don’t I give you some?” “Lia, don’t...” Trudy warned, grabbing her arm. “No,” Lia said, stepping forward. “They asked for it.” The hallway went quiet. “Since we’re exposing people,” Lia continued calmly, “there’s a group chat for guys who are secretly gay. The sole purpose of the chat is to exchange nudes.”