Good Fat Jokes

"Now, Gary. I understand that you're twenty-four. But I need you to train in restraining your sexual desire, you're not a horny teenager. So, we will not be leaving this restaurant for another half an hour. Then you're going to go to my place where I will exhaust you until you climax over and over again." She told me as she drinks her coffee slowly and started rubbing my upper thigh again. "Drink your coffee baby, you will need your strength." I smiled at her as she smiled back knowingly. "Say thank you, mistress." She whispered in my ear, making me groan, as I instantly get hard again. ***** When Gary worked for Adriana it was for the experience, and for the amount of money that they offer for an easy administration job. He was a boxer by night, it was his hobby, his real passion in life. Then the time came when he needed more money because of his brother, who was doing bets on the side for his boxing match. Until he finally came to Adriana and took on her offer to be a sugar baby. ***** Megan is a very well-known businesswoman. She was raised the hard way, where she didn't have the luxury of money. Now that she's a billionaire in the making, she doesn't have the time to date. But she likes to play, and she was bored being hassled by men for her money until she found Adriana. Until one fateful day when Gary showed up instead of her usual companion. From him, she learned the true meaning of living. Will, she finally settled down with him? Will he ever be comfortable around her wealth? Let's dive in and find out, shall we? ******** *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*

Amelia Dawn, a simple girl from Houston, finds herself thrust into a world of danger, in the body of the Elara Stone, a Princess of ‘Wantra’ and when Emperor Marcus Darkwood, a man with demon's powers, marries her forcefully because of his hate towards her, she determines to end his tyranny, and sets out on a daring quest to confront the emperor. But as their relationship evolves, Marcus starts to change, using his powers for good and their hatred for each other turns into an eternal love. Along the way, Elara discovers secrets about herself, her true destiny, and the connection between Amelia and Elara’s bodies, leading to unexpected twists and turns. Will Elara find the strength to overcome darkness and bring victory to her kingdom? Will Amelia ever be able to find her way back to her home? Join Princess Elara on an epic journey of courage, love, and sacrifice in this thrilling tale of power and redemption.

Buxton Corp's CEO got his ex back. The cost? His pregnant wife vanished without a word. Month One: Calvin didn't flinch. Too busy worshiping his so-called true love. Month Two: His buddies placed bets on when Angela would come crawling home. Month Three: Panic hit. He sent scouts everywhere to find me. Nothing. Not a whisper. After that, "Angela Astor" turned into a curse word in Auremburg. But what no one saw? He missed her so bad at night, it nearly broke him.

When Daphne discovers she's the reincarnation of a powerful witch, she must master her powers and confront her destiny. But with multiple mates vying for her attention and a war brewing, can she stay focused on her mission to reclaim her rightful throne?

Caden has almost given up on finding his mate, that came to an halt when he came across her........... innocent, fierce and brave but their pasts is hindering their unknown future. He is her second mate, something that have never existed before......he is in love with her but her feelings is something that even she can't comprehend

Angela Lee seorang gadis berumur 19 tahun yang sangat cantik dan lugu. Dia tidak pernah jatuh cinta sebelumnya. Orang tuanya meninggalkan dia di sebuah panti asuhan saat dia masih bayi. Dia menjalani kehidupan ini dengan air mata, tapi dia tidak pernah menyerah dan tetap berusaha untuk tabah dalam menjalani kehidupannya. Nasibnya menjadi semakin buruk ketika bos dominannya memaksa dia untuk menjadi miliknya dan mengubah hidupnya menjadi seperti neraka.

Leah was born into a poor family of six. Since she could remember, their family has suffered from debt and debt collectors, which led to their parent's divorce and the reason she stays with her father while the other stays with their mother. It was either her or the younger one, and she couldn't for the life of her allow her younger siblings to stay with their irresponsible father, who drinks half his life away each day wallowing in sorrow and debt. Her prayer for an escape was answered alongside her most cherished wish, as she received a letter containing her admission letter and a scholarship to Lora's fashion school. Her life became easy and peaceful after moving to the institution and away from her father, well the peace lasted a while. She found herself on a rollercoaster of intense events after saving an injured man with a knife wound close to her apartment building. Plunged into the world of the mafia, crimes and invading feelings, she found out their family debt wasn't what she always thought they were.

Hazel was once a mistreated omega, only to be betrayed on the night of her wedding to Alpha Damien. Left for dead, she is saved by Callan, a powerful and cursed alpha who reveals that she is his destined mate. As Hazel grapples with her past and the rising conflict with powerful enemies, she learns that she is part of a greater prophecy—one that could change the fate of all supernatural creatures. Torn between the love of two alphas and the betrayal of one along with the threat of a dark magic that could destroy everything, Hazel must choose whether to accept her destiny or fight it to protect those she loves. Will she be torn by fate or bound by love ?

Feisty Water Princess Miriam has never known anything but her life in the water fae kingdom. Engaged to her best friend Xaviar, and with her brother Mikah backing her, she's never considered that she'd have her whole world turned upside down. Until tragedy strikes her family and kingdom, she takes up a plot for revenge that puts her in the direct path of the Fire Prince. But what will happen when Prince Aro turns out to be more than he appears, both for her personally and as an ally to stop the forces that threaten every Fae Kingdom. Misunderstood Warrior Prince Aro has never been rumored to be a kind man, earning the same reputation as his father for his actions on the battlefield. But dedicated to his kingdom and proving his worth to his subjects kept him from attempting to paint a different picture. Until the revenge-bent water princess collides with him in a skirmish within his borders shortly after discovering tragedy in his own midst. Her story proves that something more sinister is going on. Can they find a way to navigate the plot plaguing the Fae kingdoms, while navigating their own tenuous partnership? Or will the kingdoms tear each other apart? A single misstep could spell disaster for them all.

With the endless series of sad events in her life, Maeve Watson isn't sure of what to believe in anymore. Betrayed and rejected by her mate, she knows fate has won against her again but what happens when she finds out that the cold Goshen King is her new mate? Will he be her saving grace or another path that would lead to her destruction?