She Said She Only Wanted Love – So I Cut Her Off
At the New Year's Eve dinner, my mom suddenly assigns some rules to me and my siblings. She claims that those who don't fit the criteria aren't allowed to eat at the table.
Rule number one: One must have spent at least 50% of their time keeping Mom company at home last year.
Rule number two: One must have gone shopping with Mom all the time.
Rule number three: One must keep giving Mom allowance.
But it appears that I, the oldest sibling, am the only one who doesn't meet the requirements.
My little sister, Chelsea Cage, begins acting coquettish immediately.
"All Cassidy cares about is her business, unlike me, Mom! I care about you!"
Meanwhile, my younger brother, Cameron Cage, lectures me with a frown, "What's the point of you being able to earn more money than average people? No matter how good a breadwinner you are, the fact that you don't care about Mom completely nullifies it!"
My mom tells my siblings to sit around her happily. Then, she criticizes me in a sarcastic tone.
"As parents, when we become old, what we need is our children's company, not cold hard cash."
I'm pissed off, to say the least.
I'm the breadwinner of this family, and yet these freeloaders get to put on airs in front of me.
The reason why I don't go shopping with my mom is that she's never satisfied with whatever gifts I've picked out for her during the times I did go out with her. That's why I gave her money straight away.
I didn't give my mom any allowance at all because all the money is regularly deposited into the supplementary card, which she has.
Since my long-term efforts are worth nothing compared to my siblings' sweet talk, I suppose I can quit being the ATM of this family.