Third Wheel
Standing with the group of guys, I respond, “I’m not flashy. I don’t need my car to be an extension of my penis. But if I did, it wouldn’t be just a GT. I would choose the Shelby GT350.”
I notice Isaac looks stunned, Jackson smiles knowingly, while Tyler and James stare in shock.
Forgetting I’m trying to be polite, I continue, “Yes, Isaac, I know my cars. I’m not some dim-witted bimbo trying to catch a man with a flashy car.” I pause quickly for a breath. “I know what a Gimlet is. I can change my own tires and oil, I know the difference between a V-6 and a V-8, I watch the NFL and MLB drafts, I follow sports, I drink whiskey, I drink beer, and although I have boobs and I don’t pee standing u