Mate me at Hollywood
This deal fixes everything.
As I walk into the school building, the whispers begin. No interesting scandal ever happens at school, so when the goddess of drama finally grants them one, they jump at it like sharks to blood.
"I heard she gives him a blow job after EVERY class! What an insatiable slut!"
"I heard that he promised to marry her. Poor thing got deceived."
"Wait, I bet Professor's David is an amazing lover. Ugh, I wish I were Lara Bello."
Letting the gossip roll off my back, I wait outside the conference room, where my disciplinary hearing is holding. In a few minutes, I'll be called in to recall my side of the story, before they decide whether to kick me out.