I'm the Cannon Fodder Wife in Her Drama
"Sabrina always throws a tantrum and demands a divorce after smashing things. Casper had better agree this time."
"This is killing me. Just get divorced already so Casper and Lucille can be together!"
I took a deep breath and forced down the chill creeping up my chest. Waving my hands dismissively at Casper and Lucille, I said, "Casper, Lucille, you've misunderstood.
"I didn't mean to knock the bowl out of her hand on purpose. The broth had gone bad, and I was just worried she'd get food poisoning, so I reacted out of panic."