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She's the unrestrained princess of the Madrid family. Walang puwedeng makakatibag sa kung anong disisyon niya. Lahat ng gulo ay siya ang nagpapasimuno dahilan upang maparusahan siya ng death sleep ng isang libong taon. Subalit paano kung sa kaniyang paggising ay makilala niya si Elmhurst, isang mortal na pilyo at maloko, sa isla ng Alta Tiero? Makakaya kaya nitong baguhin ang mailap niyang puso? Paano kung si Selena ang nagtulak sa binata upang paslangin nito ang sarili nitong magulang?

“Tungkol sa proposal mo, tinatanggap ko na,” bulong ko na parang sikreto kahit na kaming dalawa lang naman ang nakakarinig. “Hmm?” Himig niya habang nginunguya ang natirang burger sa bibig. “Gawin na natin,” medyo malakas at may confidence na sabi ko. “Gawin ang ano?” Sabay lagok sa kaniyang drink. Dapat nagdahan-dahan ako kung alam ko lang na magugulat siya. Hindi sana ako nabasa nang mabuga niya ang drink niya. “Magsex tayo.” __________ Pagkatapos na ipamukha ng fiance kung gaano siya kainutil dahil walang experience sa sex, lumapit si Luntian sa isang tinatawag nilang "untouchable stripper" na si Reyna para turuan siya nito sa larangan ng sex. Sa gitna ng maiinit nilang lessons, mapipigil ba nila ang damdamin na hindi mahulog? Mapapanindigan ba ang kasunduang walang mahuhulog? Paano kung may epal pang ex-fiance na gustong bumalik? At paano kung aksidenteng nabutas ang condom?!

Amberleigh Zoella Estopia is one of the hottest supermodel in the Philippines. Kabi-kabilaan ang mga tagahanga niya kaya hindi niya lubusang matanggap na nang dahil sa isang gabing pagkakamali ay masisira lahat ng pinaghirapan niya. She got pregnant right after she had a one blissful night with a complete stranger. Nalaman iyon ng Daddy niya kaya naman sinabihan siya nitong umalis sa bansa para sa kapakanan nilang dalawa ng anak niya. At nang bumalik siya sa Pilipinas matapos ang limang taon ay doon niya sinimulan ang kaniyang misyon na hanapin ang ama ng kaniyang anak na alam niyang nagmana sa ama nito. Pero paano niya malalaman kung sino ang ama ng anak niya gayong dalawang lalaki ang kamukha nito? *** "Why the hell are you undressing yourself in front of me?!" I shouted, eyes widening with shock and panic. He let out a cold smirk. "You didn't saw my face when we made love that night. So, I am going to remind you again what I did to you the same night that you gave yourself to me." He removed the belt on his pants without removing his eye contact with me. I gulped. This is bad. Really, bad. "Strip, Zoella, and let's make love."

Jazer Calve is a young man who plays two faces in his life,. being a normal guy and a secret hitman. Jazer belongs to a society that hunts down people for a cost. Dylan Vasco hired him to find his run away fiance, Hazel Estopacia, who stole a forbidden thing that belongs to his father's heritage. After accepting the job he flew to Thailand and unexpectedly bumped himself to a random girl that little did Jazer know it was Hazel's younger sister. The girl introduced herself as Iyesha, she has a childish attitude that irritates Jazer so he decided to ignore her and move forward. After continuing his job he then met , another Hazel's sister named Ilyza. Jazer was immediately stunned and fell for Ilyza's strong attitude unlike Iyesha. After meeting them both in a different time, Jazer finally found his main target by the help of Iyesha. Jazer thought that his mission would be much easier after he found Hazel. But he was wrong by finding himself falling deeper in love with Ilyza, discovering the truth behind Hazel's disappearance and facing the dangerous wrath of Dylan's father, Don Rafael who was eager to hunt down not only Hazel but also her sister and bring back what she had stolen from him. Jazer is now in the middle of doing his mission and protecting them both against the chaos of Dylan's father.

Sinister Creige only wanted to live as long as she wants but an unexpected event came when her parents sold her because their company went bankrupt. And because of that, Sinister went to a bar and met Duane Tyron Fullentes; the man Sinister had devoted herself to. Because of one night of mistake, Sinister didn't know what to do anymore so she just run away. Duane Tyron Fullentes also known as Duty is a well-known billionaire and a business monster. When he meets Sinister, he changes his view of love when he owns her at night in a bar. Duty thought Sinister only wants his money but he was wrong when he woke up in the hotel room alone and that woman left no trace. Until the day came that what happened to him and Sinister paid off and Sinister was found by her parents to marry. Sinister's world almost crumbles but Duty immediately prevents Sinister's impending marriage. What would be the fate of the two of them? Will one night's sinful duty be the key to Sinister's free life or a new sin she will face with the person she was meant to marry?

Sa gitna ng karangyaan ng Blue Ocean Cruise Ship, isang banggaan ng galit at kapalaran ang magpapasimula ng pagbabago sa buhay nina Cherry at Jal. Si Cherry, isang matapang at determinadong crew member na may fiancée na nangangalang David, ay umuusok sa galit matapos ang magulong araw sa trabaho. Sa isang aksidenteng pagkikita, napagkamalan niyang gigolo ang isang gwapong lalaki na tila walang pakialam sa mundo—si Jal. Ngunit ang hindi niya alam, ang lalaking kanyang sinigawan at tinawag na bastos ay ang mismong kapitan, CEO, at bilyonaryong nagmamay-ari ng barkong kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan. Ngunit sa ilalim ng liwanag ng buwan at sa kislap ng dagat, naganap ang isang gabing hindi nila inaasahan—isang mainit at mapusok na one-night stand na nag-iwan ng masakit na katotohanan: si Cherry ay nagdadalang-tao ng triplets. Habang patuloy na iniwasan ni Cherry si Jal, ang galit niya rito ay nagiging masalimuot na damdaming hindi niya maunawaan. Ang kanyang puso ay tila nagkakaroon ng sariling isip tuwing nakikita si Jal, kahit pa alam niyang may malaking sagabal sa kanilang dalawa—ang kanyang matagal nang fiancé na si David, na naghahanda na para sa kanilang kasal sa susunod na taon. Sa bawat araw na lumilipas, lalo siyang nahuhulog sa kakaibang ganda at pagkatao ni Cherry—isang damdaming hindi niya inasahan at pilit niyang nilalabanan. Ngunit paano kung malaman niya ang lihim ni Cherry? Paano kung matuklasan niyang siya ang ama ng mga triplets na dinadala nito? Pipiliin ba ni Cherry ang responsibilidad ng pangako kay David, o ang tawag ng pusong nagsisigaw para kay Jal?

It was something that Lissa had wanted ever she laid eyes on their newly appointed supervisor over the small but continuously growing company that she works for. He's gorgeous as hell. And everybody wants him. Sometimes, Lissa even thinks about whenever she 'plays' with herself. But of course, everything that she fantasies will remain as a fantasy. That supervisor of hers is bisexual and prefers to do the deed with men. But that's until she hears a little something from a little birdie in the cubicle next to her. Rumors really spreads fast like a wildfire. Now she uses deception and lies to get what she wants, and that's him. Blackmailing her boss with his secret, Lissa twist words until she gets what she wants. To get inside his pants. After her adventure, she did not realize that she and Anthony will become friend or that she'll end up liking him. As a woman with no filters and the only romantic relationship she'd ever had with is a vibrator... things change as their friendship progresses. What she doesn't realize is that she begins to fall in love with her boss. Now, not only does she likes him for what he can do in bed, but she's beginning to like him as a whole. But then somethings happened. A new man and woman will enter their office and will be challenging the good thing that they have, Will Lissa succeed and have Mr. Lee to beg on his knees for her? Or will another woman win this conquest and leave her in tears instead.

Ashera Luise Galvario is a private tutor, but she's hiding a secret. She is a Mafia Queen, daughter of Mafia Lord Don. Maxim. But because of the massacre of her family, Ashera couldn't do anything, so she accepted the fate of being the only female heir. She also thought that this was the key to finding out who killed her mother and younger sister 10 years ago. One day she received the assignment to be a private tutor for the children of her colleague Luna. Luna died because she was injected with the virus that caused her death. But even after Luna died, the enemy still didn't stop killing her family for money. Therefore, she was assigned to be their protector, but unknown to all, the man who cheated and stabbed her heart was Calvien Klerk Smith her ex, but in the name of her profession she accepted with a shrug, to this day there is still hatred in her heart. How could she live in a place where someone had betrayed her? Someone who chose another girl back then?

WARNING: Erotica, steamy, explicit contents and adult languages. --------------------------- Aso’t-pusa, away-bati.  At kahit  magkasama mula pa pagkabata, hindi magkasundo sina Helga at Craig Alastair. Si Craig kasi, magnanakaw—magnanakaw ng halik at lakas pero alam niya na may picture ng ibang babae ang binatang bilyonaryo  sa wallet nito.  Ano siya, panakip-butas? Hindi free taste ang beauty niya, ‘no? Mas gusto pa niyang maglaho sa San Luis at tumandang dalaga!  ************ Maraming babaeng nagkakagusto kay Craig naka-diaper pa lang siya. Kaya hindi rin niya maintindihan kung bakit matapos i-Mukbang ni Helga ang kanyang alindog, bigla na lang siyang nilayasan at iniwan sa gitna ng kama nang walang saplot. After two years, nang bumalik, daig pa niya ang nasumpa: mas sexy na ito, lalong gumanda, medyo classy na rin pero kasing tapang pa rin ni Gabriela Silang kahit walang hawak na tabak. Parang gusto na lang niyang magpa heart transplant  makalimutan lang ang babaing nanakit sa puso niya.  Pero paano niya yon gagawin kung nagkusa pa siyang ialok  dito ang lahat ng meron siya at may freebie pa—ang puso niya na puede nitong paglaruan? Posible bang maging matimbang ang pag ibig sa babaing kinain ng galit at paghihiganti at gagawin ang lahat para sirain ang buhay niya?

Pinili ni Petchay ang tumigil sa pag-aaral at maging babaeng bayaran upang mabayaran ang hospital nang maaksidente ang kapatid na si Patty. Ngunit hindi niya akalain na isang mayamang lalaki ang magbabago sa kanyang buhay – si Troy Montreal, isang mayamang negosyante na bigla na lang nag-alok kay Petchay ng isang offer na hindi niya matanggihan, ang magsama sila sa isang bubong kapalit ng isang milyon.