I Shall Call Him Squishy Novels & Stories

“This is my friend DJ Quiver.” “Why is that your name?” Joy asked. “Because that’s what I make girls do.” He grinned. “I’m sure. What’s your real name?” “Q.” “That’s not a name,” Joy frowned. “Says who?” Q asked. “Me.” “I can see why they call you Princess.” “Julian, you told him about that nickname?!” Joy hissed. “Oh come on, what’s the big deal?” Julian laughed. “He’s a stranger with no real name!”

trying to keep my scream in my mouth, I grit tightly to my teeth, “T-there’s nothi-” However, before I can finish my words, April tilts her head at me and edges in, “What did you put in your underwear?” in a curious tone, she asks, “Squeak plush?” Squeak plush? I put a squeak plush in my underwear? Yew! What man put a squeak plush in his underwear!? Even women won’t! What even is that for!? “Y-yeah!” however, trying to fib it out, I guess I can only play along with her thoughts, “Squeak plush! That’s what I hid in my pantie!”