Impish Nature Novels & Stories

“So are you telling me that you just went chasing after a rabid steak stealing raccoon with your dick flailing about into the sunset just for a pelt in attempt to restore your dignity?” “Well you see sweetheart, I was going to teach him a lesson about taking what doesn’t belong to you. You see. This is my land, and I have rules-” His charm is real witty, but I can’t even hold it together and continues laughing. If only I had a camera to forever playback the reel of what I woke up to. “Ahhh to hell with it. Come let’s get you dressed. I’m starving. “ he says with haste throwing his hands in attempt to brush off the event.