Funny Embarrassing Novels & Stories

No one came. The crowd swelled. Phones were inches from my face. I kept backing up, dodging cameras, until I bumped into someone. "Sorry, I—" Before I could finish, strong hands landed on my shoulders. "I'm the one who should be sorry," said a familiar voice. "Sorry I'm late, babe. Traffic was hell."

"Everyone! I have a special surprise for our beautiful couple!" Servants rolled in a massive screen. Photos began to play – all carefully selected shots of Mona at her worst moments: mid-bite at dinners, blinking awkwardly at parties, caught off-guard or looking confused. "I've been collecting these for years," Emily announced proudly. "I call it 'How Not to Be a Caldwell: A Cautionary Tale!'" The crowd roared with laughter as each new humiliating photo appeared. In one, Mona had spilled wine on her dress; in another, she was caught with her mouth open mid-sentence, looking ridiculous.

he said really amused. Now that's the real definition of embarrassment in case you don't know what that means. I really felt like entering the ground. “Don’t you have some explanation to do? Why the hell was I on top of you in the first place? Last time I checked, I was sleeping in a cozy room” I said trying to find my strength and turn the embarrassment around. This is the best thing anyone can do in this situation, at least if they are not chickens. Maybe I am the chicken here, I don't know how to get out of this.

Immediately I saw the clip I chuckled sheepishly because it was a clip of what I called ‘My Epic Embarrassment’ and as I said, I’m gonna be the topic of the week at Jerseyville High School and I am. “Plight? isn’t it a bit too harsh, and how are we sharing it” I asked Lisa while making a sullen facial expression, because it’s the only news I’m seeing. “Aww, why’s your face like that, like I said, we are sharing the plight together” She tries to console me, then she swipe across her phone, the shoved it to my face, I don’t know if it was due to pent up aggression or something else, But what I saw on her phone, was definitely enough to make Lisa mad with embarrassment. It read;

Yeah, that just won for the most embarrassing moment of my life. Daniela not only helped me into the bathroom but to undress and walked out with that comment that a vibrator could outperform my dick. Yeah, this was the most embarrassing moment of my short eighteen years. The worst part is I have no clue how old she is, so there is a high probability she’s seen bigger dicks.

"No, seriously, you were fine. You didn't do anything embarrassing, trust me." I furrowed my brow. "Well, that's strange then. Usually, when I don't remember anything the next day, I've normally done something stupid. Like once, I stripped completely naked and climbed into a tree thinking I was a monkey. It took Payton and the others nearly two hours to get me down." He burst out laughing, spraying coffee all over the place. "Oh God, I don't even know why I just told you that. Sorry, I overshare sometimes."

"Full already? If not, we can order more." I blushed and shot him a look, taking a sip of water. I must have looked so unladylike! My embarrassment deepened. After swallowing, I muttered, "Yeah, I am—" Unfortunately, the water was the tipping point. I let out a long belch that was strong enough to almost make me vomit my food. I quickly covered my mouth, my cheeks burning. His smile widened. Embarrassed, I grumbled, "What's so funny?" "You looked like a hamster just now," he replied.

A single laugh escaped him. We both ended up crying, we were laughing so hard. He fell off to the side of my body. "This isn't funny, Willow Koa. I've never embarrassed myself like that in my life." My laughter turned into howls as my stomach muscles cramped. He threw a pillow over my face. "Shut up, cupcake. You're so fucking loud." I wrapped my arms around the pillow, smooshed it against my mouth. I tried to get my laughter under control. I felt like a volcano had erupted inside me and it was spewing hilarity and mirth all over. It was legitimately just bubbling out of me.

Leilani- Feeling utterly embarrassed, I stomped out of the room. If he thought that what I had done was so funny, then he can laugh about it alone. I had felt awful about what I had done, now he just made me feel worse. “Hey! Come back, it is funny!” Eric called after me as I made my way through the hallway. “Go to hell!” I yelled over my shoulder. I wasn’t sure why, but yelling at him as I just did, caused me to smile. I wasn’t even mad at him, more just embarrassed. No idea why I was now smiling at this now.

She had totally embarrassed me today and I honestly did not like it one bit. Thinking back to what she said, I chuckled and I didn't realize it was out loud until Adam spoke. “What's so funny?” “Huh?” I asked dumbfounded. “You chuckled, so I am asking you what's so funny.” “Did I now?” “Yes, you did. So, tell me.” “It was nothing.” I couldn't tell him I was laughing because if I did, he would remember what she had said and I couldn't deal with being embarrassed all over again.