Novel & Cerita Is Max From Catfish Gay

They were just… a lot. “So how long have you two been together?” Dion asked, his hand now resting comfortably on Alex’s knee like we were sharing property. Alex shot me a quick glance. “A few months,” he said smoothly. Max nodded as if that settled it. “Cute. But you two don’t look gay, y’know?” I felt my eyebrow spasm. “What the hell does that mean?” Max shrugged, and sipped his martini through a bendy straw. “I don’t know. You’re just kinda… bland. Buttoned-up. Straight-passing. It’s boring.”

He smirked, flipping his inexistent hair behind. "Dude, you are the horniest guy I've ever met, except Giovanni." She said, shuddered at the memory of him checking out the girls models in their lingerie when they were going to the ice cream shop. "She's damn hot! Wooh." He said, staring at the pic. "Gio, you getting a boner in front of the strangers." Max stated casually, with his hands in his pockets. "Fuck, I'm in deep shit!" He muttered and ran toward the convenience store to fix his 'thing'