Joker And Harley Quinn Quotes Novels & Stories

Am I now tied to this monster forever? I can't belive I almost got Sena killed even after she risked her life to get me out of this shit hole. I made her dedication go into vain. Even though she was frightened of Archer, she did everything in her power to get me out of here, only for me to get caught again. Oh my God. I'm such a fool. How did this happen? Why did i even stop to talk to Joker, I shouldve just left. Maybe I wouldve gotten away if I hadn't spoken to him.

I stepped in with the men, facing my crankerass of a brother. “And if I don’t?” He huffed a breath and the next second, he stopped struggling and his lips lifted. “Baby brother got jealous cause of the parking lot?” “Of what? You?” Joker. “Understandable.” He chuckled. “Considering that I’d get my wife back very soon. She’s this close to returning to me. Want to know what she said?” My jaw hardened. Like the fucking maniac that he was, he burst into laughter. He mimicked Ophelia’s voice “She said I’d love to come back but-but, I already promised Ronan.” Then he laughed again.

He smirked, trying to lighten up the mood. "I'm not that bad, come on," she whined, playfully shoving him. "You're not bad, you just love to make the most out of everything." He shrugged. "Well, my dear brother, the joker said 'If you are good at something never do it for free' and I live by that motto, " she justified herself. "You take your life motto from a villain?" Jordan laughed a little and Jessica nodded, giggling a little. "I'm still getting you the bag though. What can I say? I love pampering my baby sister." He grinned, looking at her.

I couldn't care if his head cracked. “That hurt,” he whined as he robbed the spot, but I felt satisfied at my revenge. “You psycho Joker!” I said ready to hit him again when he grabbed my wrist. “Joker is a psycho already so your sentence is redundant. It's just like saying ‘you black charcoal'” he said and continued laughing. “What are you so insufferable?” I couldn't help but ask, “I feel like pulling my hair out just talking to you. Who knew you had this side of you too?”

“Sausages don’t fall from the sky” Lucas mouthed under his breath “It was an expression, get over it!” Harley fired annoyingly “But you complain about the powers…. Don’t you like how it feels?” Lucas added as he tilted his head to steal a glance at Harley who kept gazing tiredly into the ceiling

“I’ll do have to get him to talk. I can’t help him otherwise. I didn’t flash my breasts either. I showed some cleavage.” “He doesn’t want to talk,” Harley snarled. “He wants to fuck you.” “Harley!” Justice snarled back. “Enough!” “You know about what she did to Moon and yet you still called her?”

He felt a burning rage, as he glared daggers at Jules. Harley who was watching them suddenly remembered her favorite cartoon(Tom and Jerry), and her face lit up in excitement. "I might as well sit down and enjoy the show, Harley thought, before strolling to one of the couches. She popped on it, crossing her little legs, as she glanced from Jules to Hero. "Listen very well you dimwit I don't like you, so you should do well to avoid me in the future," Hero rasped. Jules rolled her eyes, putting her hands on her waist then she said, "Well, I don't like you either. who do you think you are? you dipshit."

“My brothers are going to GUT you!” I swear, boys are born with a defective self-preservation chip. Death or glory. No in-between. Harry’s mouth twists into a grotesque, Joker-like smile. The scars on his face pull tight, distorting the expression into something almost inhuman. He turns toward the door. Opens it. Pauses. Glances back at Luke. He chuckles softly and makes a slow, mocking tsk-tsk-tsk sound with his tongue. “I wouldn’t count on it, little Garcia,” he murmurs.

,Dane tensed and hurt flowed around us. "My boy was innocent it wasn't my fault your sister was my mate. I hope you choke on your own blood bitch. You killed your own nephew",Joker laughed. "He cried for you Dane, he was taunting him now, cried Dada the whole time till I ripped his head off",fuck me Howl growls kill him now. "He was innocent Joker and when your dead I'm pissing on your face",Dane said calmly as he watched Joker walk around looking at others.

I said, before snapping my fingers and letting three Jack 'O Lanterns fall into the pit, igniting the pile of thermite, "Who wants grilled rapist?!" I said that as a joke to Jake, but funnily enough I got not one, but two courses of laughter. "Ah, hello father." "Hello, Jack, it's good to see you still breathing. I see you haven't let poor Jakey boy down yet," Lucifer said as he walked up to shake hands with Jack, You'd think that this kind of interaction would send shivers down Jakes' spine, but he'd seen it happen so many times he would be more surprised if Lucifer's words weren't laced with sarcasm.