Joker And Harley Quinn Quotes Novels & Stories

three times toward the downstairs, causing the other people to laugh their heads off. However, everyone has bad luck at some point, Hazel got the Joker. Before they started asking, Joshua told them, “Don’t ask uncalled-for questions.” “I see.” The other men were not left with an option. It seemed that Joshua really loved Hazel this time. He acted as a wife- protecting maniacs most of the night.

Johnny explained, “I understand you,but I'm just telling you I don't want you to hear from another source” Harley explained, “I'm sorry, but how I wish you should leave this dirty job” Johnny said, “We are quiting the game soon, just little clearance and little cleaning that remains” Harley said “Are you for real?“ Johnny asked, “I'm telling the truth” Harley said “I still can't believe you” Johnny said, “Don't worry, very soon, you will see that I'm seriously want to quit the mafia world” Harley said,

Through the hole in her mask, I see Harley Quinn smirk but she says nothing, merely watching us. “Tell us what you want and we’ll give it to you,” Dad says, the tone of his voice firm but pleading. “Just please let me and my family go.” The Joker cocks his head like he’s actually considering it. I know he’s really not. He enjoys playing with his victims. He’s been amusing himself with me every single time he came to check up on me and he doesn’t give a shit that he’s the only one who enjoys these ‘jokes’. He’s crazy and it’s pointless trying to have a normal conversation with him.

VINCENZO DANTE VOLKOV; “You find it hard to believe a part of me like last night, right?” She said, her voice sounds amused. I mean, no one in their right mind would actually like being handled that extremely. So either she's Harley Quinn or she's somehow as twisted as I am. “No, I don't believe that Little mouse.” I replied to her, which made her pout in a cute manner. “Alright then, but at least you came back and gave me an aftercare, that should.count for something.” She voiced out not looking elsewhere.

“You do it right, and you two are enough.” Joker nodded, turned away. He’d just reached the door, when Nails’ voice caught his attention again: “Oh, and Joker?” He spun to face his Prez. “Yeah?” “When you do grab him? Leave his right hand behind.” Joker didn't even blink. “You want us to cut off his hand?” “Yeah. Leave it on the kitchen counter for the bitch to find when she gets home. OK?” “Oh, yeah,” Joker said, a warm wave of pure rightness and sheer happiness passing over him. “Oh, yeah, that’s OK. That’s perfect. That’s exactly the kind of thing that I’ve been waiting for.”

“I can’t judge her for that.” “Hell none of us could. You and I have been where she was… We have the damn scars to prove it.The difference is that we weren’t stuck there for five years.” Joker sighed. “Now, I’m a little crazy from my time and you’re a goddamn hard ass and that has been our lot in life. But her…. She seems to have gotten a double dose of both.”

Joker looked at Stella with reddened eyes and asked, "Am I going to die? Will I be sentenced to death?" "Have you ever thought of what the world after death would look like?" Stella asked. Joker fell silent; he was in a trance. Stella smile, "Joker, you've been alone for a long time. Since you didn't say what you wanted to eat, there's nothing I can do." Stella stood up. "I want hamburgers, salad, ham, and turkey," Joker said, looking at Stella. "I will ask someone to send them all to you at night. Just go to sleep in peace. You don't need to be so tense all the time," Stella said as she left.

He smirked, trying to lighten up the mood. "I'm not that bad, come on," she whined, playfully shoving him. "You're not bad, you just love to make the most out of everything." He shrugged. "Well, my dear brother, the joker said 'If you are good at something never do it for free' and I live by that motto, " she justified herself. "You take your life motto from a villain?" Jordan laughed a little and Jessica nodded, giggling a little. "I'm still getting you the bag though. What can I say? I love pampering my baby sister." He grinned, looking at her.

"But since we're on the topic of roles, you do know your time will come too, right? Just like I and Osiris failed. So will you, and if you don’t die on the job like Osiris, you'll end up…. Just. Like. Me!” They laughed. Loud and obnoxious, one was a grating sound in my ears. The other? Sounded forced. "You’re something else. Seriously. I almost don’t wanna break your face." Joker drawled, wiping a false tear from his eye. "Almost?" I smirked. That one pissed him off, cause he slapped me. Hard across the face. My head snapped sideways, not really… just for dramatic flair. I let it hang, motionless. "Hey. Don’t kill him yet." Spear Guy said.

Oh damn, I laugh so hard that my stomach hurts. "Stop it..people are looking at us like we are jokers." I breath out between my laughs . He smirks at me and say smugly. "I can be your joker , you can be my Harley quin" and winking at me. "Ooh...How cheesy. But sorry I am allergic to cheese." I wave my hand off in a dismissing manner. He sighs, heavily before replying. "Way to break a guy's heart" And make a sad face.