Jschlatt X Technoblade Novels & Stories

I think those fics hit on something a lot of official rival-to-friend arcs miss—the sheer ridiculousness of it all. They weren't locked in some epic, fated battle. Schlatt's this greedy, corporate-grifter type and Techno's an anarchist with a potato farm. The rivalry comes from completely opposing worldviews crashing together in the chaos of the SMP. Yet the friendship that sometimes gets written feels earned because it's built on shared, weird competence. Like, they're the only two who truly understand the game they're playing, even if they're playing for opposite teams. That mutual respect, buried under layers of sarcasm and betrayal, is what makes the dynamic so fun to read.

You'll find stories where they're running competing casinos, or Techno's trying to overthrow Schlatt's government while secretly admiring his sheer audacity. The tension isn't just 'will they fight?' It's 'will this fragile, begrudging alliance finally snap, or will they accidentally become the most powerful, dysfunctional duo on the server?' The best ones don't soften either character; Schlatt stays a backstabbing capitalist, and Techno stays a violently principled revolutionary, but they find a strange, pragmatic middle ground. That's more interesting to me than a simple enemies-to-lovers or pure friendship turn.

Wow, talk about a niche intersection! I don’t think I've ever stumbled upon a platform that specifically hosts exclusive JSchlatt x Technoblade crossovers—like, content locked to that site only. Both creators have massive, overlapping fanbases that spill across every corner of the internet, so dedicated stories for that ship could pop up anywhere. My impression is that most of it lives on general fanfiction hubs like Archive of Our Own or Wattpad, tagged under both creators and maybe 'Dream SMP' or 'Quesadilla' or whatever the current lore umbrella is. Sometimes a super-specific Tumblr blog or a Discord server will become a hub for a particular rarepair, but 'exclusive' feels like a strong word. The nature of these cross-fandom blends means writers tend to post where their usual audience is, not necessarily on a single designated platform.

I did see a few one-shots tagged with both names on AO3 last year, mixed in with other Mcyt stuff. They weren't cordoned off on some special site; they were just part of the broader tag ecosystem. If someone built a whole site just for that crossover, I feel like the fandom grapevine would have whispered about it by now. It's more of a scattered treasure hunt situation, which honestly fits the chaotic energy of both characters.

Tricky ask, honestly. That's a really niche pairing from the YouTube/Twitch fandom side of things, and from my time scrolling through those tags, the content's scattered all over the place. It's not like a big movie fandom with a centralized archive.

Your best bet is probably just diving into the 'jschlatt' and 'Technoblade' tags on Archive of Our Own and seeing what crossovers people have written. It's not a massive category, so sorting by kudos or bookmarks will surface the popular ones pretty quick. Tumblr can sometimes have snippets or links if you search the ship name (Jschlatt/Technoblade), but AO3 is where you'll find the actual completed stories.

Honestly, a lot of it leans into the 'rivals to reluctant allies' or 'business partners' dynamic from the Dream SMP lore. You might get more hits by searching for fics that feature both characters prominently, even if the main romantic focus is on another pairing.