The Biker's Rules
The tiny zipper clutching her cleavage doesn’t exactly whisper for attention — it screams.
Without thinking, I blurt, “What kind of dick-teaser dress is that?”
Thalia, ever the encyclopedia of sass, swivels in her chair to face the door, her eyes lighting up brighter than fireworks on the Fourth of July.
“Oh, honey, that’s a zipper-front, long-sleeved, ribbed knit mini bodycon dress over black leggings,” she rattles off, laughter bubbling through her voice. “Which, judging by the drool pooling at your chin, it’s clearly doing a number on your, uh, sexual organ.”