Apocalypse: My Girlfriend Trusts a Warehouse Club
As 3iAtlas ignores all warnings and begins its descent into Earth's atmosphere, the entire human race realizes that an alien invasion is truly underway.
Having anticipated this, I'm just about to take my girlfriend, Helena Cohen, to an official government shelter when her childhood friend, Damien Farley, intervenes.
"Lena! The aliens are here! There won't be any fortifications that can hold against them!" he exclaims.
"Listen to me! Let's go hide at the nearest Costgo instead. It's a membership-only place. The aliens don't have memberships, so they can't get in. It's the safest place on Earth!"
I spit out the milk I was drinking, and to my horror, Helena nods in all seriousness.
"Dam h