Lazy Construction Worker Meme Novels & Stories

“Fucker laughed at me. We’d just been to see this guy, fucking widower, needed money for her burial, so he took out a loan from one of our guys.” “That’s how it always goes,” Carm supplies, eyes distant and cold, as he dips into ma’s half finished tumbler of gin sitting on the end table beside us. “Yeah, it went how it always goes,” I agree. “Slammed the bat into his kneecap, but what sense does that even make? What construction worker could pay back the good chunk of money we was asking for when he’s hobbled, not able to get back to work for weeks, if ever… But yeah, Jimmy laughed, called me soft for feeling anything.”

He came with the house keys. "Don't you have any workers looking after the house?" I asked him. "Why you want workers when I am existing. I am not as lazy like you Esha" he scoffed. Why does he have tell that he isn't lazy like ME? He literally had to specify it. Nonsense! I wouldn't be surprised if I have a hike in my blood pressure now.

“And every job online either sounded depressing or deeply serial killer adjacent.” “That’s just employment.” “I’m serious.” “So am I.” I glared at him. Lucas dropped onto the grass beside me without invitation, stretching out lazily on one elbow. His skin still smelled faintly like soap and sweat from his workout. Annoyingly distracting combination. “What jobs were you applying for?” he asked. I unlocked my phone again and scrolled bitterly. “Warehouse loader. Kitchen prep. Construction assistant.” Lucas winced dramatically. “Bleak.” “That’s literally what I said.”

Zion said as he peeped over the counter. "Ohhh....mmmm pancakes," he licked his lips. "I'm gonna get ready for work, not everyone is as lazy as you are," Xander smirked turning off the stove. "Hey...I'm a hardworking therapist so I'm not lazy, I deal with stubborn people like you so I'm not lazy," Zion yelled while picking up his fork. "Yeah...hardlazy shrink," Xander scoffed while laughing. "Gosh...that's so lame, you can even crack a joke, even your laughter is stiff," Zion laughed.

She rolled her eyes, “You’ve been fixing and building your future for years! How old are you now? Twenty-eight? You’ll really going to get webs and spiders all over your cherry!” “I’m going to slit your neck, bitch!” I hissed at her, “Shut up, it’s embarrassing! People might hear you!” I said and slapped her thighs. “Know what, Liana Baker, you’re just a freelance model, you can do both work and flirting! That’s called double time!” She said, and raised her hand dramatically, while imagining something above her. “That’s what you call Workting.” Lacy said, that I wasn’t able to control myself and laugh with that hilarious joke, and raised my wine glass.

In conclusion, I get 2 master level workers in my country now, ain't that a happy story. [Uhuh~~ just keep telling that to yourself Sir…just keep doing that….]. (T.A.S)

, Meme stutters out through her giggles, only making Amory laugh harder. “Okay haha! I haven’t had sex in three years. Funny”, she finally says. “Let’s move on, Meme”! “Neither have I”, both Spencer and I stated under our breath. “Okay, we’re still at six to three! Lala’s favorite ice cream?”, Meme asks. Butter pecan! “Seven to three, how much does Lala weigh”? That’s rude! She weighed a hundred and five pounds after she gave birth and I remember the doctor commenting that she weighed less than when she started, so that’s what I write! “Well damn”, says Meme! “Okay, Lala’s pet peeve”? Dirt?! Germs?! Life?! Fucking girl is mad OCD, you could lick her toilet and not get sick! “Seven to four, o

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

“Now I understand why I didn’t see anyone responding to the advertisement that I posted, it was you … Leo, you were scaring our prospective new workers back.” Leo let out a muffled yelp before turning around and glaring at the man who just hit him with a rolled-up magazine and said, “ What do you know, Kyle? I was doing it for our own good. The kids are already having a hard time and we don’t have much money saved up either, business isn’t going well and Mikel will be turning ten in a few days, you want to hire new workers in these conditions? Are you out of your mind?”

Strange, where have all my happy cells gone? In the eyes of others, I am really lazy, and everyone accepts that happily. Seeing that, I also consider myself very lazy, but in reality, I tried harder than everyone else, it's just that no one saw it. People don't see it, so they think I'm lazy, often using jokes to mock me.