Lazy Construction Worker Meme Novels & Stories

“I was just exercising.” “There is a gym for that.” “Too stressful.” “Why are you exercising?” “To not look fat.” His lips twitched. “Why are you not dressed for work? It’s Thursday.” “I’m taking a day off. It’s tiring working, for real.” “I forgot how lazy you are.” “What?” “You heard me.”

"It's good that you thought of spending the night here." "I missed it here too. Besides, it's just now because I had a long break. The seniors on my new team are a little less strict." "Hey Tita, this Lily is also a workaholic. The OT is also constant! The income is already big!" Which Injang laughed at the nephew. "My son, it's slow at work. Maybe your body can't take it. Are you sure you won't eat dinner?" "We're so full at the ramen house, Aunt! We ordered so much that brothers Mark and Cali will go bankrupt!"

She rolled her eyes, “You’ve been fixing and building your future for years! How old are you now? Twenty-eight? You’ll really going to get webs and spiders all over your cherry!” “I’m going to slit your neck, bitch!” I hissed at her, “Shut up, it’s embarrassing! People might hear you!” I said and slapped her thighs. “Know what, Liana Baker, you’re just a freelance model, you can do both work and flirting! That’s called double time!” She said, and raised her hand dramatically, while imagining something above her. “That’s what you call Workting.” Lacy said, that I wasn’t able to control myself and laugh with that hilarious joke, and raised my Liae glass.

Lia screamed, her voice cracking. The horror in her eyes wasn't just from the danger, but from witnessing such an atrocity against food. This is my Indomie! You're not getting it! Bima shouted, scrambling back, pulling Lia with him. Lia, he's insane! He's obsessed with making the most extreme content! [System Suggestion: Use your 'Meme Creator Skill'! Create a meme that belittles the BOSS Zombie's content! This can disrupt his focus!] Meme Creator? Bima thought fast.

“Urgh, frickin’ dumba** who knows diddly-squat! Fine, I guess I’ll just have to feast my eyes on the abundance of hot, sexy guys near me on the streets, then! By the way, you’re not working overtime tonight, are you?” Jackson sensed a shiver up his spine immediately. “Oh Lady Tiffany of Lane, please have mercy on my body! You know I’m dead tired from work, right? Now that I gotta feed not one but two brats, I need to work even harder every day. I’m so busy, I don’t even have the luxury to think about sex!”

After giving enough gratitude to Adam, she walked away. Adam in short pants and a dark blue shirt walked with both hands in the pants pocket. "What's the news from Jakarta?" Adam asked Lucky. "My goodness, Boss. The romance has just begun, why are you asking me about work all of a sudden?" Lucky replied. "That is called dedication. You've never heard of it?" Adam made fun of his assistant. "Boss, don't fire me!" Lucky said with both hands joined together as a petition. Adam looked up his smile and continued his pace. "So? What's the report?" Adam raised his voice loud enough to alert Lucky, who was still fixed where he stood.

I love when they say that. Everyone is going around the room saying the same boring crap about how much they've enjoyed working in blah blah company working on the same whatever project for x number of years. And their personal comment is usually something like "I enjoy reading technical journals." So when they get to me, I usually do something like this: "My name is Jake. I worked for Vandalay Industries for 5 years as a latex salesman, followed by brief forays into architecture and marine biology before becoming a programmer." About 90% of the time no one is paying attention as I am saying this stuff, but that 10% of the time, it's just magic and someone will just laugh out loud.

Something is going on that I am not supposed to know about. “I am just saying, Luka,” Jade shrugs. “Sis, I believe in your dreams. Grow your own company and make your own money the right way because-“ “Because NOTHING, you idiot! Come on, get up, we are leaving!” Emre says, in a commanding tone. “Pumpkin, work has been quite stressful lately… don’t worry about everything that Jade said; he is just a lazy worker,” Luka quickly covers up. “Oh, okay. Uhm, I’m sorry for all the trouble,” I humbly apologise.

He let out a cold laugh. "Think it's not enough? Lily, don't get greedy. You're a nobody who worked illegal shifts at a chemical plant. You couldn't earn five hundred thousand in a lifetime. Don't make me call security to throw you out. That wouldn't be a good look for either of us." Before he could finish, a massive convoy appeared at the end of the street.

She yelled in pain. "Those people aren’t rich, but they have hearts!" Blood ran in their veins, not water!" "Guys, don’t contribute to bad acts indirectly. Help in the slightest way you can, please. If I pass this test, I will fight for freedom," Layla said, but the workers said nothing, and they looked at her dumbly.