Loser Spongebob Meme Novels & Stories

“What? Spongeboob?” She releases a high-pitched sound between a scream and a giggle. “I think SpongeBob is ridiculous too baby” Kissing her once more, this time on her cute little button nose, I get off my knees to join Niko where our dinner is dished out in covered plates. "You didn't have to wait for me," I say lowly. When I’m close enough he takes my hand, bringing it to his nose, sniffing at my skin. “You like?” I ask smiling. “It’s a new body butter, Mama sent it over earlier and I thought to try it out.”

A tear slips and I groan before wiping it away and walking into Derek's arms. "He's a dickhole." I mumble and Derek chuckles. "Yes he is." "Now. Let's get to watching every single horror movie on N*****x." He says and I smile before hopping onto my bed. He gets in next to me and only now do I notice that he is wearing his Spongebob pj's that I got him for his birthday last year. "You still have those?" I ask with a small giggle and be looks at me with a raised brow. "Yes. Yes I do and I happen to like them very much." He says with sass that could last me a whole year.

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

Bruna gasps as her mouth draws an 'o'. Troy looks at his watch. "It's 7:10 pm." "Noooo!" Bruna cries out. "I'm 10 minutes late for SpongeBob!" Really? A cartoon? She kicks my legs from her lap and sinks on the couch to watch SpongeBob. She's acting as if this is her house. It's not. "Oh," Bruna sits up on the couch looking at Troy and me. "I almost forgot!" She taps her forehead. "Guess what?"

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"

He knelt down on the hard marble floor next to the tub, oblivious to the water splashing onto his dress shirt. "Look, Daddy! I'm a shark!" Leo shouted, diving his plastic toy into the mountains of bubbles Julian had created. Julian laughed, a deep, rich sound that Elena hadn't heard in a lifetime. He picked up a cup and poured warm water over Leo’s shoulders. "A shark, huh? Well, the shark needs to get behind his ears clean." "Nooo!" Leo giggled, splashing Julian. "Sharks don't like soap!" "This is special shark soap," Julian joked, gently scrubbing Leo’s back. "It makes you swim faster."

“SpongeBob?” “And you,” Sophia added, tapping her iPad and turning it toward me. “Look at this. ‘The Dangerous Lawyer, the Billionaire Dad, and the Internet’s Favorite Toddler of the Week.’” In the photo, I was laughing, hair flying, sunlight catching on the side of my face. Zane sat next to me, arm draped casually over the back of my chair, looking like a man who knew exactly how handsome, rich, and dangerously addictive he was, more potent than espresso shots mixed with unresolved daddy issues.

"Hala! SpongeBob!" Tumawa na ako gano'n din si Nanay na nasa kusina ng makita naming dahan dahang mag lakad si Seb palapit sa malaking SpongeBob at saka ito marahang hinawakan at maya maya pa ay sinakayan na. "Ate naman eh! Syempre hindi na ako galit sa'yo ang galing galing mo kayang manlambing." Umirap ako at hindi na mapawi ang ngiti. Nang biglang tumunog ang cellphone ko.

"I didn't know she went shit crazy." Suddenly Racheal jumped away from me, her previous misery forgotten. I watched as she ran to the corner of the room where there was a small table. She picked up the large yellow sponge hugging it delicately. "My gosh Sponge-Bob, why are you naked?" The curiosity was so real that everyone was clutching their stomachs as they went to into a laughing fit. Softly chuckling I went near her, trying to pull the sponge away but she clutched it and glared at me. "He's naked, don't look!"

Mitch bumped him on the shoulder playfully and they all waked away. "Wait," he said to himself. "How do you guys know it's from SpongeBob?" He walked behind them. "That means you watch them too!" "Whatever Squidward," Tess said and he gasped. "Why am I Squidward?" He placed his palms his waist. "Well most of the times, you're grumpy so.." Diana said, pushing her glasses up. "You're one to talk Sandy," Mitch faced her and smiled. "Oh please SpongeBob," Eva pulled Mitch by the ear.