Spongebob Pants Meme Novels & Stories

She was always complaining, slowing everyone down. Jack, on the other hand, seemed to have endless patience and indulgence for her. "Alright. Let's see what's so heavy." He stopped the group, knelt, and opened Dakota's backpack himself. In front of everyone, she carefully pulled out her precious belongings, as if presenting a prized collection. There was a full set of luxury travel-sized skincare, a nearly unused oversized power bank, chips in every flavor, jelly, sour belts… and a heavy jar of peanut butter.

"Of course, it does. What do guys like Noah Flynn from Kissing Booth, Cole Velasquez from Love in Spring, and Kian Davies from I Bet on You all have in common?" "Stupid smirks?" I offered, but he just shook his head, chuckling as though I was the weird one among us who asked such a question in the first place. "So, what is it then?" I asked, nearing my wits end. But nothing could have prepared me for his reply. "Leather jackets." "SpongeBob," I started with a half-smile. "You're so dead!" I screeched. Before he could catch my meaning, he'd already become the target for my purse.

I stepped closer to Bennet and faced him seriously. "Well, probably because Spongebob is an adorable character even if he's just a sponge who tried to live under the sea. He's yellow and... has huge eyes and his attitude is somewhat childish," I answered. "Hmmm. Like a little silly blond boy with cute blue eyes," Bennet said softly. "Exactly. Most women find them irresistible..." I added. Bennet nodded before absentmindedly scratching his head. "And what about that?" "What the hell?" I asked with a frown.

Wait, he fucking went in my bathroom! Can someone hit me over the head already with something real heavy because I have my adorable SpongeBob SquarePants panties hanging in there for any wandering eyes to see. Oh Jesus, fuck me. And I know he saw them of course the mule head did because the smirk on his lips says so. He dosen't mention it though, just goes to get a glass of water before returning to my side. "You should take this," he says. "It'll make you feel better." I eye the tablet he's holding up for me to take, I can't place which one it is but the look of it already makes me hate it.

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

“My life is over. How am I supposed to show my face now?” “It’s okay, Maeve. You might have lost your dignity, but you’ve gained popularity. “Take a look. It’s hilarious. Luke has SpongeBob SquarePants plastered all over his boxers.” She shoved the phone in my face, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. The whole thing was captured in HD—the exact moment I tripped and pantsed Luke. I fled the scene in a panic while Luke stared at my receding figure with a grimace.

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"

The fact that it’s a discussion among the Family I needed to excuse myself. The weather is chilly and I don’t think I have the energy it takes to bath right now, so … I will just have to leave it for morning i groaned as I used the last strength in me to pull of my clothes and pull in my matching spongebob and Patrick star pajamas. Don’t even think of laughing.

Lord, hear my prayer and make the ground open up and swallow me now, please? Meme is dying of laughter, however! “I can’t even believe you remember that so vividly”, I whisper. “Mi Amor, the bra and boy shorts panty set you had on was my favorite color. Sapphire blue never looked so good”, (my love) he says. “Damn Jonny, like I’m getting wet over here just hearing you describe it”, Meme chokes out through her laughter. “You guys suck”, I tell them as I bury my face in Jonny’s bed pillows that I’ve stacked up on my legs. “I swear you’re bi Meme”!

JOY “Dad, you’re worse than a kid. This cartoon isn’t for you. You need to go to bed!” I yelled at Dad, who smiled at me, his eyes much brighter than before. Paige stared at me from the couch, giggling at my father being scolded. “I can’t help it. This is amazing. Who knew SpongeBob SquarePants could be so hilarious . . . but also, a bit inappropriate for kids.” I shrugged. “I know. But Dad, you’ve taken your sleeping pills already. So, if you don’t sleep now, you’ll be awake all night.”