Max Goof Novels & Stories

“Oh, Max, you don’t look like someone who’s happy to go out. Be irresponsible for once and have some fun tonight!” Moe came out of his office at the sound of the word “fun” and made a grunt of disapproval. “What’s all this about fun? I thought working for me was the highlight of your day. Don’t tell me you don’t enjoy doing it anymore? Why else would Bea suggest you go out and have fun?”

He looks amused but eventually, he smiled again. "You are eye-catching. But don't worry, I don't do hookups, If I like a girl, I'll be loyal asf" I smirk upon hearing his remarks "Don't play mind games on me, Mister! I'm way better than a player!" I said with a devilish smile. Men will always be men. They are all sweet talkers until they got what they want.

With fuming anger, Gollum waved his knife toward Tentacle. “Woah, woah, woah,” uttered Fakey who put a restraining hand on Gollum’s shoulder. “Easy, old man. You might die of a heart attack. You still need to shoot a movie, right?” He burst into laughter, clapping his hands like a seal. “How dare you mock me?!” Gollum waved his knife toward Fakey this time, but he was able to dodge. “I was a dignified basketball MVP in my prime!”

Because he always managed to put aside his jealousy. "Woi,Anjir, instead of opening the file Makkah, streaming dong!" "Allah is the Greatest!" exclaimed Hana, half-dead surprised, no, half-dead. Exaggerating greatly, like a marketing strategy. It tastes good, until you want to die, anjir, a strategy that is too exaggerated. "Uh, Lisa, come back?"

my voice was low and confused. "We're engaged, Nastassia." I let out a short scoff, shaking my head, "uh, no, we're not, Octavious. You're my Godfather, not my fiancé," I looked around and it was just the two of us now, "this has to be a joke...this is some kind of prank. Where are the cameras, Octavious? Because this isn't funny anymore. It wasn't funny to begin with. Stop it." He tilted his head, and I saw the corner of his lips lift up as though he was amused, "I don't like comedy, Nastassia, you know that. It's no joke."

Eric rests his head on his palms and looked at Cayden. "Bowling." Cayden coughed, placing the mac and cheese in his mouth. I think that's one of the little things I like about Patriot High School. We have specials every day. Today's is mac and cheese. And though I hate to admit it, it actually tastes great. "Bowling?" Haylee repeated. Yes, bitch. Bowling. I would call her deaf, but that would be an insult to deaf people. And no deaf person has ever done anything bad to me.

Still, I said, "so what? You had a front row in enjoying my breakup and now you are thinking of Stephanie's little sad love story?" "Nah. Besides, I know sad - That is not it. I am the guy whose name is Hawk Moose. I mean, when you are named after a bird and a deer, the least a boy could hope for is a cool middle name. But that one's actually worse - Gary. So, it is actually Hawk Gary Moose. Do you know what it feels like to wake up every day and think, jeez, why did my parents hate me so much? I share a name with Sponge bob's snail."

He said in agony, "So she thought that we were going to celebrate her birthday. Damn it! What have I done? How could I forget her birthday? I promised to celebrate every birthday with her. Not only did I not celebrate it with her, but I also suspected that she added peanut butter to the cake and made Maeve have an allergic reaction. Was she very upset when she came back to get her luggage?" The domineering mafia leader slumped on the couch, burying his face tiredly in his hands as he spoke to Alfred in a low and hoarse voice. Alfred hesitated for a moment before answering truthfully, "Mr. Cole, she wasn't sad. She was very calm and even told us to take good care of you and Mr. Jasper." Felix

(FMO)Chapter 19 Annabelle (Goldie And Peter) I stood awkwardly by the side as Ace exchanged pleasantries with the old couple that he took me along with him to see. “Goldie, it's so nice to see you again.” Ace embraced the older lady warmly as she kissed his cheeks.

I laughed, "But, is this crush of yours a 'was' or still an 'is'?" He blushed harder, "Is." Aww! "Aww! Moe! Flowers of Moe are everywhere!" I giggled. "Moe?" "It's Japanese for... ersh... to keep it short, I find the situation super cute." Then he finally looked piss off, "So now it's cute. I thought it was so bad that you just have to laugh at m- youngsters who like or even love someone." What? "You thought I was laughing because it was funny?"