Her Lover Has Our House Key
Over the weekend, my wife, Madeline Puth, invited her coworker, Kenneth Wilson, over for dinner.
When the three of us reached the front door, Kenneth casually pressed his finger to the fingerprint lock.
The door clicked open.
I froze and stared at him.
Madeline glanced at me and said as if it were the most natural thing in the world, "He's been here a few times before. He registered his fingerprint for convenience."
Kenneth smiled at me.
I returned his smile without a word. Then I walked inside, grabbed my bag, and headed straight for the door.
Madeline hurried after me. "Where are you going?"
I pulled the door open. "I'm clearly not the man of this house anymore, so of course I'm le