Puck Me Hard
“look at that one, That's a curve if I've ever seen one. Noah, why does it look like a banana"
I nearly threw my phone. "Oh my God, shut up."
She ignored me, tapping one of the messages. "Let’s see what the locals are saying—"
The chat opened, and I instantly regretted everything.
Thickerthanurmom87: Damn, boy, you got a body made for sin. U into rough?
I choked. "What the fuck—"
Imogen squealed. "NOAH!" She shoved me. "Your first thirst trap and you’re already getting railed in the DMs! YOU'RE HOT COMMODITY!"