Divorce Suits Me Better
“Once. He burned the collar completely. And he brought it to me—held it up like evidence—and said, ‘See? This is why I need you.’”
“He did NOT,” one of the cousins shrieked.
“He did,” I said firmly. “That was his idea of a compliment. That I was useful for laundry.”
“My ex used to leave his socks on the bathroom floor,” another cousin said gleefully, “and when I asked him to pick them up, he looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘I thought that was your area.’ YOUR AREA! Like I had a jurisdiction!”
“Oh, I can beat that,” I said, warming up now, and I could feel the grin pulling at my face. “Nate once looked at his grandmother—at Thanksgiving dinner—with the whole family watching—and said, and
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