Number Phobia Novels & Stories

If you are codependent, press 2 for someone else. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a clinical depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding to the side of your head is alive and is about to bite your ear off.