Old Ed Edd N Eddy Novels & Stories

“Man, I knew I should’ve pounded you when I had you on board! You’re going to go to complete waste shacked up with these old geezers!” “What I want to know is how they’re even going to get it up to do you sis. Maybe they’ll let us give them a tutorial before we have to split on how to own your ass, because you know with these sick bastards they're going to do everything imaginable to your hot ass Honey.” All along the journey the old man in the lead said nothing other than to cackle profusely. There was nothing to be said and so I left my pleas unsaid, even as the tears streaking down my face did all the talking for me.

"Bryan?" He nodded against my arm. "Yeah, he's here." Eddie was quiet for a long time before saying, "He looks like the guys in those movies. You know. The ones who never smile." I snorted, the sound catching me off guard. "Yeah, that's about right." "He talks funny, too." I grinned. "It's called being rich, honey." Eddie giggled again, and it felt like a small victory. "Is he nice?" he asked then, more serious.

He hung up before the partner could respond. The hum of the old TV filled the space as the news clip looped again—Hayden Oakley smiling confidently as he walked into his building like nothing had ever happened. Eddie’s chest heaved, his breath raspy as his eyes burned with unfiltered hatred. He stepped closer to the screen, watching Hayden’s smirk freeze on the replay. “You think you won?” Eddie whispered, his voice sounding almost deranged. “You think walking makes you safe? You think having her… defiling her… makes you strong?”

tate_kvngh: hey Eddie :) EdwardBlack1794: you were suppose to say who's there -__- I snorted. Didn't see that one coming. EdwardBlack1794: and I already told you don't call me Eddie :/ Youre making fun of my name. tate_kvngh: I'm not. I swear to god I'm not. Eddie's cute :) :) tate_kvngh: I like Eddie :) EdwardBlack1794: you can't fool me woman. I laugh softly. EdwardBlack1794: lets start all over again shall we? knock knock.

The old woman greeted Eddie. "Hello. I am sorry, I don't know your name". Eddie responded which made the old woman laugh. " I heard you have been helping us for a while now. I am using this opportunity to thank you for everything you have done for us". Eddie said and bowed his head. The old woman was amazed by Eddie's action which made her smile. " You're welcome Ambrose. At least you are better than some adamant student of mine". The old woman said and smiled. Susannah knew she was talking to but she didn't respond to her.