A Night In Daddy's Bed
“There was one preacher who looked like Captain Ahab, long white hair tied back, booming voice. ‘The Lord will repay the wages of sin with eternal death,’ he said, staring right at me. And Dad shouted back, ‘Do you know the difference between a preacher and a psychotic?’ Then he answered his own question—‘It’s the sound of the voice they hear.’ Everyone laughed except the preacher. He puffed up like a blowfish. Then Dad said, ‘Is it true you welcome all denominations, but prefer tens and twenties?’”
Bobby mimicked the preacher’s outrage perfectly. “‘You, sir, will go to hell!’”
“And Dad said, ‘Which way is that? Do I turn right or go straight on?’”
He glanced at me, suddenly self-conscious,