I Dreamed My AI Boyfriend Into Reality
When else would I ever get this kind of royal buffet—I mean, this kind of thorough selection?
In the spirit of scientific inquiry, I tapped into a few of the top-rated "boyfriends" for a test run.
"Hey gorgeous, the weather today is almost as beautiful as your smile."
That one was way too cheesy, and I swiped away.
"Woman, you've officially caught my attention."
That made me cringe so hard that I wanted to crawl out of my own skin. I swiped away.
"Hello there, I hope I can brighten your day."
That was too bland, like talking to a customer service bot. I swiped away again.