Robbie Gravity Falls Age Novels & Stories

That Henry kid lets out a laugh, "What?" "Nothing, Sir. It's just... my parents are on their fifties. My older brother is twenty seven, so... kind of your age. You're not old at all," he says. Ugh, he's such a suck up. "It's so cool you have older parents," Bobbie says, catching his attention. Oh, that little faker. That sweet little voice she just used is totally not real. He should've heard when she called me a cocksucker earlier, he would probably run for the hills, "I wish. Mine are so annoying."

I ask again. "We're giving Robbie advice on his first ever girl." Mickey says. "Robbie you have a girlfriend?" I ask surprised. "Not my girlfriend yet, I like her though." Robbie says. "How old are you again?" I ask still surprised, he's just a little baby. "I'm 15 years old." Robbie says and I nod yes, he's so grown up. "Okay have you asked her out?" I ask. "No, he likes her but her friend likes him." Liam explains.

he said, about to pounce on his dinner, or midnight snack. "Wait!" Robbie said, stretching out his blood-stained hands and forcing himself to get up. His face has the look of someone about to deliver a cringe-worthy speech. "Just wait." He added, visibly struggling to get back on his feet, but accomplishing it either way. "You're right about one thing... " he said with his eyes closed trying to numb the pain. "...I am almost always either Wasted or stoned. But you made one little mistake Mr. Morale…" he opened his eyes, and what laid underneath was a set of blood red ones, even darker than the ones he had when he still wore the ring. "...I'm very, very far from normal" he said with a killer