Craving The Wrong Brother
They’re stuck in their outdated ways of doing things, and honestly, they’re making my life hell with their resistance to every modern improvement I try to implement.
But that frustration keeps me sane. Keeps me busy. I’ve started renaming system scripts after pioneering women in tech—Ada, Grace, Hedy, Katherine. Color-coded the entire user interface in soft pinks and purples just to irritate them. Added an AI voice named “Cassie” that refers to everyone as “sweetheart” unless they override it. Even switched the default system font to something called “Feminine Sans” that I may or may not have created myself. Passive-aggressive empowerment is my brand now.