Shrek Quote Mga Nobela at Kwento

It was like we were two old friends, sharing a meal and some laughs together. Derek, being the jokester that he is, was regaling me with stories of his latest misadventures. He was telling me about the time he accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during a presentation, and I was laughing so hard I was crying. "Oh my god, Derek, that's hilarious!" I exclaimed, wiping tears from my eyes. "How do you always manage to get yourself into these situations?" Derek grinned, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "It's a gift, my friend," he said. "I'm like a magnet for chaos and destruction."

"You wound me, Eve. Not even a chuckle?" I deadpanned. "I’m contemplating if that would be a sin or not." The corners of my mouth lifted slightly. Shahar grinned and leaned closer, lowering his voice as if we weren’t the only two outside. "I once made Axel laugh so hard he spat out his drink. True story." I raised a skeptical brow. "Axel? Laughing? Unbelievable." "I swear it happened," Shahar insisted. "The only problem is, I can’t remember what I said. I think it was something about a priest in a brothel, and a—no, no, I probably shouldn’t finish that."

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

A shriek left her mouth "OH MY DAYS YIU THINK I AM CUTE"

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

I said, slamming my hands onto the top of my head. She gazed at me with an offbeat look. "Are you Big Lebowski-ing me after my big emotional speech?" Her eyes widened. "Are you quoting a nineties movie reference?" I avidly lit up. "Impressive." "I'm Calla Mikasa's best friend. I know all things nineties." "What I'm saying is you might feel like you're a fish in a tank, but trust me, you're more of a…shark in a pool."