Shrek Quote Novels & Stories

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

("I can't be ridiculed by you. I will get out of here, and when I do, every pack, even the North, will be aware of your abomination." I studied her with curiosity. "Do you honestly think you can escape now just because Frost is no longer here?" The shaman's smile didn't waver. "Þú manst örugglega enn að ég var hættuleg, ekki satt?" ("You certainly still remember I was dangerous, right?") I chuckled, nodding. "How could I forget? That's why I call you a witch." "En þú manst líka að ég hef aldrei verið heimsk." ("But certainly you still remember I have never been stupid.")

she moved closer to him and clasped her hand over his, “I am telling you my favorite quote because it applies to you Nathan. I have seen you so many times put yourself down because you are blind but I want you to know that you can do much better, you don’t have to beat yourself up everyday because you can’t see, you are still the Nathan that the world knows and the world awaits more from you” “Babe…” he whispered but he could not get the words out of his mouth, he wasn’t expecting her to do this for him, this was the first time and it was beautiful. “Should I tell you another quote from the book?” “Hmmm” he nodded, “i really want to hear it” “Don't take life too seriously. Punch it in the fa

"Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, you fucker. You touch any one of them and I'll blaze you straight to whatever you consider hell." Tove leaned forward. "It's a movie quote, Hols. He was being funny." She shook her hands, let the bright light dissolve. "Right. I knew that." "You live on Earth, and you didn't know that was a movie quote? Did you grow up under a rock?" the twin with light brown eyes said. Cheeks turned to him. "No. I grew up in a nudist cult. Where did you grow up that you know the movie quote?" She jutted her chin up.

Miss Grace exclaimed, panic rising in her voice. But Elijah stared into Madam Jewel’s eyes, sneering as though she had just started a game of chess that he wasn't willing to back out of or surrender, and said in a deadly serious tone, “Do unto others as you want them to do to you,’ do you know that quote?” Madam Jewel froze, looking at Elijah with wide, disbelieving eyes, her mind unable to comprehend that Elijah was challenging her and trying to provoke her, which left her completely stunned and unable to respond.

She’s pissed now with all their teasing. Andrik picked up a few shrimps from her plate. “Well, at least you brought more shrimps, right?” he smirked. Yekaterina gave him the middle finger before she started eating, ignoring them as they laugh about the shrimps. “You guys seriously have bizarre sense of humor.” She remarked, wondering why they find the shrimp so funny. “At least you’ve confirmed it’s her so you can sleep soundly.” Tradd smiled. “I know. “

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

"That my dear was no man. That was an ogre." "An ogre? like Shrek?" I questioned and he quirked an eyebrow at me. "What the devil is a Shrek?" I couldn't tell if he was being serious or pulling my leg. "Shrek you've never heard of Shrek. The cartoon with the ogre and donkey that go on a wild adventure to save a princess. Who by the way plot twist becomes an ogre when the sun sets."

So if this was, in fact, an attempt to collect child support from me, you will be very disappointed in the judge's ruling. I won't ever forget our night together, but I do need you to. Stop looking for me. If it does ever get out who I am, a good line to practice is a quote from the lovely Shaggy, "It wasn't me." That, or you could try Clinton, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." You can go with whichever you prefer... both would give me a good laugh. It was amazing to meet the real you. – The Bandit