Silly Book Names Novels & Stories

"I'm one messy quote from going viral." As the felt and glitter were settling, Lily took out the book of baby names once more and pulled out a cushion. "Let's look at what trouble we can christen our child today." Vandaulf collapsed next to her. "We still like 'Aurora', don't we?" "Definitely. She sounds like someone who runs a business creating enchanting candles." "Or an empress with really strict bedtime rules." "What about middle names?" Brenna inquired, her smile intrigued as she sipped her tea.

They were both taken aback, Cwena looked up at the window to see if anyone was there and Gerey stared at the door, expecting anyone to come in at that moment. “I'm the book you dolts!” the book said in a boring, matter-of-fact voice, “you didn't expect me to be a dumb book that bears the tickles of an inked feather tingling on its pages do ya?!” “Uhm, no - no. Not at all,” Cwena put in mildly, trying hard to hide the look of disbelief at what she could see right before her, on the gathered hay. The book remained silent, twisting its lips like a female putting on a gloss, “Well, I'm Cwena Engow, and this is Gerey -”

Seeing his laid-back attitude, Rachel felt as if their daughter was not being taken seriously by her father and nearly cried in anger. The list included names like: Brownie, Buttercup, Goldie, Birdie, Pearlie… Which modern-day father would name a child like they were raising a farm dog to survive in the wild? She could barely make herself accept it, telling herself that these “no-frills” names might at least hint at a resilient character in the future. But then there were names like Slug Zoo and Sloth Zoo… Were those really names a girl should have? Rachel’s nose stung, tears quickly welling in her eyes, as she said to Tim, “I don’t like them.”

"I'd like to read them, if I may." Done "Of course, you can read them anytime." The tall writer nodded, and then added with a laugh. "But I fear you may not be a fan of my work any more after that." "Oh, that's impossible." She shook her head adamantly. "I can never stop being a fan of yours." "Alright then, those books I wrote, almost ten years ago now... go by the lead character's name for salability. To name some of them... Beryl Beaver, Fanny Firth, Joana Moaner... that sort of thing.'

A title soon came to mind and she answered, “Recently, I’ve been reading the book called ‘The Struggle For Sweetness’ and I found it an enjoyable read and to my liking.” A few of the young bachelors burst out in cheerful laughter. “The title of the book is called The Struggle For Sweetness? Is that right? Goodness, it seems like a book related to desert making.” Before Alicia could reply, Ash Pavard parted his lips open and said, “Hmm… Sir Killian, I think you have some sort of misunderstanding. The book is quite famous and renowTed for its humanities of sorts. It looks like you don’t know of this.”

She chuckled to herself, wondering why the authors bothered with such misleading names. One particular book caught her eye - 'Blood Lust'. Raven couldn't help but roll her eyes at the title, feeling annoyed at the lack of originality. "Might as well give the writers of these books a Nobel prize for nice book titles," she grumbled under her breath as she opened the book. The first picture she came across made her pause. It was a disturbing image of a man with his head buried deep in the neck of a woman who was sitting down, with blood dripping from her neck.

Gina said with her mouth full. Selena looked at her with a confused face. "Have you been reading more of those books?" She was referring to the books on Gina's desk that had weird titles like "How to properly unlock the door without the key." , "Speak like a smarty pants!" , "Who are you? I am the ugly world?" , "Books for people who are cops." And other titles. Selena didn't even want to think of how silly the contents were. Who on earth even wrote those books and where did Gina even get them?

Edwin glanced at Catelyn and asked absently, "I wish Puffy all the best. Although I don't like the names that Sharon suggested, she has a point. "..." Catelyn didn’t want to give her opinion, but she felt that Silly really wasn't an appropriate name. She frowned and said, "You both love Puffy, but I don't think they are good formal names. Don't be superstitious. Even if you are, you'd better come up with another name!" 'When Puffy grows up and goes to school, does she want her classmates to call her Silly? 'Does Puffy want Miles and Ollie to call her Silly?'

One time at work I'd even heard a co-worker called me the-Squidward-from-spongebob. Exactly why I hated them. That morning I'd just gotten up and, traditionally, said my good mornings to Sam triple zero eight, then the story stroke up. We were having a conversation of a book I'd just finished reading, 'No, Mr Harry Botter, do not turn me into a witch.' Believe me, it was a real book alright. The author was named Harry Botter, so he was the main character of his novel. Stories like that, what do they call them again? Paranormal stories, they were always fun to read. Partly because they were stupid, other part, they were nonsense. Nothing but ridiculous lies.

Harris's lips curled into a smirk, and he wished he arrived much earlier to witness the beginning of the show. "Chubby, don't you think this show deserves a name?" Harley clenched her fist in anger because Harris called her chubby again, but she decided to ignore it. "I already gave it a name. Tom and Jerry," she replied. "No chubby, that is the name of a cartoon, we should give it another name like the urhm, adventure of Lord grumpy, and the beautiful step mom," Harris suggested. Harley's eyes lit up immediately and she turn to Harris and said, "This is the first time, you actually used your brain well, I like the name."