My Bestie’s Dad Likes Me Wet
He was reading in the shaky voice of a man trying to get through this particular event so he can go home and close the door and pretend this specific evening never happened.
Why, though? Isn't it in his job description?
But on further observation and looking closely,up close next to him, was one of the tattooed men with a gun pressed into the priest's ribs. It was done so casually I double checked to be sure I was seeing things right, the expression on the tattooed man’s face was light, like it was a completely normal Tuesday.
The groom stood to my left… I knew he was the groom because, Dark suit, tattoos crawling up past his collar and past his cuffs, mapping his skin in a language I didn't