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They say find your mate but what if Mate is nothing but a Lie, It's nothing but a bond called by many but believed by few. David Andrew a True Blood with unrestraint powers and a kindest heart. He doesn’t bark about his higher rank In front of every low rank wolf. David has a very mysterious life, no one actually knows him not even his parents. He tries to help each and every person as much as he can, he is the kindest beast. David hates only one thing “MATES”. Alex Marshal is a True Omega, the weakest of all but a pure embodiment of sin. He is an orphan, hungry for love. Being deprived of Parents at a very young age made him strong yet weak. He thinks his Mate will love him and will fill the blank space that is left because of love he never had. He belongs to the rank that should be handled with a lot more care even being worshiped but he had a harsh life. He only hates one thing that are Horny Alpha’s who can’t control themselves. What will be the story of those rare species when destiny announce them as a destined Mates? "I DAVID ANDREW......" "No p-please......David p-please......" "I DAVID ANDREW REJECT YOU ALEX....." "No please D-David.... just one chance.... just listen to me please" contains: Angst Rejection Dominant Alpha Revenge Regret Broken

Would you rather live apart… or die together? She survives a plane crash and wakes up in a hidden village with rules stranger than death itself. Here, men and women who are not married cannot be seen together. The punishment? Public beheading. But when she meets Yoké, the mysterious, magnetic villager who makes her heart race, one rule becomes impossible to obey. Every stolen glance is a risk. Every touch is a death sentence. And yet, she cannot stay away. ★Prequel to Till Death Do Us Part

Aegaeon, a pure breed, was a promising young Alpha until he abandoned his pack. For when he lost his Luna, his heart shattered into million pieces until nothing was left but an empty crevice to where his heart once was. He tried to fill in his heart with every poison human tends to favor: drugs, alcohol, money, and sex. However, the hollow space in his chest was never filled until one waning moon - a woman who was looking for something, walked in. Will they be able to find what they are looking for?

Life can be cruel, life can be hard, and one has to keep fighting not to let down their guard cause most battles went through make a person who they are, being proud of your scars is the best. Struggle, Pain and Failure led Ashley, a girl desperate in need of a job to save her dying mother to end up falling into a trap. She got marked as a demon mate and had no way out but the situation takes a funny turn when she realized she is more than a mate!

Two paths crossed on a rainy night at the bar. Lorie was seeking space from an abusive boyfriend when she met Asher, who despite his emotionless eyes and cold aura, dripped with everything sinful. In the heat of the moment, they shared an intimate night, one that was etched into their memories. They parted ways not expecting to see each other again until Lorie was shocked to see Asher arrive at the company she worked as the new CEO who she was to be his secretary. Ten hours working together everyday, the memories of that night haunted them till an unexpected love story was born. But before they could welcome it, they were faced with obstacles in the form of themselves, people they knew and didn't know. Personal trauma, Abuse and manipulation embedded in their past and present tried to pull at their budding love. Amidst the pressure from family, Asher proposed a contract marriage with Lorie which she accepted to save her from a financial crisis. Their marriage brought them closer and at the same time increased their enemies. Will their love be strong enough to face the opposition?

"You are nothing but a Sperm Donor." "But I am your Sperm Donor." After helping deliver dozens of babies into the world, midwife Anna Johnson is longing for her child. Since her luck has always proven itself unuseful in bed, she turns to sperm donation as one last futile attempt to have a child. The donor she chooses from the catalog seems to be the perfect match - cute, college-educated, creamy, topped with a pair of the most mesmerizing brown eyes she's ever seen. Little does Anna know that the man behind the file is entirely unaware of this whole ordeal, as a cause of a drunken dare. When Daniel Williams finds out about this, things are bound to go down. WATTPAD BEINGZANYAROSS

Juliet is a confident curvy girl with a sharp tongue and a sassy fun loving attitude who runs a pizza shop with her sister. Jude is a frontman in a rock band with a hard edge but boyish good looks and a retro style. The two couldn't be more different, and from opposite worlds. A chance encounter brings them together for one explosive night neither will soon forget. Jude is forced to take a hard look at his life and question where he wants it to go while trying to decide on the future of his band. Follow along in this cute short story of how love comes in all forms. This is a simple and straight-forward easy to read feel good series about everyday people finding love in the most unsuspecting of places! We all have our issues, insecurities but can we open up and allow ourselves to be vulnerable to the right person? **This is a five part series that follows a hard rock band called Feisty and the five men who are its trail blazers, taking the world by storm while looking for love. Love finds them in some of the most unlikely places, but for one it’s been under his nose all along. A new book will come out about every six weeks until they are complete, enjoy!** This is a five part mini-series and the stories continue in order but can be read as individual stand-alone books. This part one, Judes story.

When I have a pen in my hand and paper before me, I think I want to write something to cast every despair in my pathetic life away. I have a figure of a depressed guy whose fate is too much: saving the world. He is not stupid nor even smart, he is not ugly nor even good looking. He is just a nijikon (A person who loves an anime character more than the real one) like me. He once thought to give up on life, but an event changes his life. I'm sure you guys start guessing how the story goes, but too bad, this one is different than the others.

Tara isn't your everyday beauty shit she wasn't a size 0 runway model, she was curvey thick and flawless nonetheless. It took her years to see that in herself after going through the ups and downs of being tossed through the foster system she had all but lost her faith in herself. This is why she chooses to become an advocate for foster kids like her. When she first launched her UFCP program she had only one private supporter. Now here she was at a huge charity banquet representing her program publicly and the program would now be recognized nationally. It was like a dream come true especially when she runs into the investor who happens to be an old friend from the foster system who was in the same house as her. Giovanni Berlusconi, he had glowed up since she last saw him all those years ago and he apparently felt the same about her. The only problem was he was a mafia king pin and Tara might have known much about the mob, but she sure as hell knew she wanted no parts of it. Especially after two of her colleagues end up dead in a mysterious car crash after questioning Gio's family connections to the recent spike in missing persons cases in the city. Tara had tried to blow him off politely but Gio wasn't having it. Stopping by her office unannounced. Tara was desperate to avoid the mob boss at all cost that is until she accidentally stumbles on to a private family meeting and witnesses him killing someone. Now she has only two choices marry the very man she fears or die.

Alexa is a hardworking person. Always helping her mom after her dad disappear. One day of her existence, she met a guy named Daniel. Mirana the sister of Daniel have search planets by planet in order to kill her older brother. Daniel is the heir in Aleris and Mirana wants to kill him to take the throne. As soon as Mirana finds out that he’s on earth, she send thousands of ships to attack earth. Daniel without knowing the planned attack contacted one of his friends to help him get out of earth, so that his sister might not find him. But everything’s too late. Earth is now a warzone. So Daniel have to go, leaving earth behind and hoping that no other planet will suffer the same faith. Before leaving, Daniel met with Alexa and tells her everything. She also has some questions about her true being that is describe by her mother before it died due to the attack. Alexa without a heartbeat, leaves with Daniel. As they were on the ship, Daniel needs an army of himself to fight with his sister. Knowing how powerful Mirana has been after she killed their parents. Daniel now seeks out people from different planets and galaxies who are willing to fight beside him. Alexa, still searching for herself within the stars have been hoping to know who she really is but Daniel doesn’t care whether what she is. As soon as Daniel have gathered his own army, he plan to attack Mirana. He finds a way to lure Mirana and fights her for the throne. Then he finds out something he didn't expect. Now he must decide whether to kill Mirana and acquire the throne? Or save Mirana to save Alexa?