Speechless Meme Novels & Stories

Sasha laughed out loud, holding her belly, while the two turned around to look at her, perplexed. Sasha apologized, "Sorry, I wasn't even paying attention to what you guys were discussing." She raised her hands to show them a meme on her phone that made her laugh. "But if I may ask, I know Raven has an unrealistic love for money, but Lexi, you seem serious about this thing. Do you plan on participating in the talent show?"

#no_lovelife #buythisgirl I was silently laughing at their comments. I can't laugh out loud because I might wake him up. kyla_leondale: Punch me in the face, I'll file a case against me. anica_l: Say the magic word? I laughed the moment I thought of the magic word she's talking about. athijhaeasssss: nice... athijhaeasssss: try but I'm not gonna say it. I inserted a laughing emoji and a witch. anica_l: What was that again, girl? Nice choice silly sauce.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.

RIDING The world goes silent around me. As if the earth knew what I had just said was sad and was mourning with me. “She lucked out before us then.” Leo said after a few minutes of silence. The old joke hits me so hard that I am gasping for breathe. “Yeah, yeah she did.” Gasps come from behind me, I don’t turn around to see their faces. They won’t understand that the joke helped me. Leo claps suddenly. “I am starved. Fish and chips?”

It didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on—Jaxon was going viral. “This is going to be fun,” Kade chuckled and then kissed my cheek. “I’ll see you later.” I watched him disappear and then kept walking. I stopped in front of a locker to peel off one of the stickers. It was a cartoonish meme of Jaxon, complete with exaggerated wide eyes and a speech bubble that read: "Bidding $5000 on an ex? Obsessed much?" I scoffed, shaking my head. The next one was even worse—"Jaxon’s Punch: Weakest Move of the Year."

He's remembering her laugh. "Can I see?" The question leapt out, sharp and brittle as breaking glass. He looked up, surprised, then shrugged. "Sure?" He held out the phone. My fingers were cold as I took it. The screen was bright in the dim room. It was, as promised, a dumb meme- a photoshopped picture of a famous building with a ridiculous caption about architects. The group chat was labeled "The Drafting Table." The last three senders were Ben, another old friend, Ben again. The shame was immediate, corrosive, flooding my veins with heat. I had barged into an innocent moment and exposed the festering sickness of my own mind. I thrust the phone back at him as if it had burned me.

“The one with the really boring voice?” “Exactly!” Harry slapped the table, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “I swapped all the flashcards in his presentation with ones that had ‘cat memes’ on them. The entire lecture was an hour of memes, and the best part? He didn’t even notice until halfway through. None of the students told him; they just recorded it silently while trying to control their laugh.”

"I have to meet with the show's director today. Besides, it's not appropriate for us to hang out together given our relationship." Reading this message, Victor anxiously chomped on more mint gum. What's not appropriate? The just-woken man lay on his bed, staring glumly at his phone. His hair was a mess from sleep, with a cowlick sticking up in the middle, bobbing as he shook his head. Victor pouted, not knowing how to respond. He ended up sending a self-made meme. The meme was of himself, teary-eyed, with a caption saying "Okay" in a sad voice.

I want to respond, but my voice won’t come out. So I simply place my hand on his cheek. He closes his eyes, a tear rolls down, silently. Around us, the room becomes blurry. Grief fills everything, like a thick fog. I see my mother leaning toward me, taking my hand, murmuring things I can’t hear. My father slowly sits down, his features drawn, emptied. Lucas approaches, clumsily touches my shoulder, as if he’s afraid of breaking me. No one really speaks anymore. There’s nothing to say.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"