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Undeliverable message. “Fuck!”

I laugh, gesturing to a past time where he had taken a piece of steak meat off my plate without asking. “I’ll be sure to ask. Now, get your English books out.” “Why?” I ask, taking them out anyway. “Well, we’re not that good with Shakespeare right?” “Not even remotely, last year when we did The Taming of the Shrew we were lucky to pass.”

He waits for me to speak, for a hint to emerge from me. — Speak, I insist. If you want money, say so. If it’s not me, maybe you’ve got the wrong person. We are very rich, I… I can call my mother, she will explain, we’ll find a way. We’ll give you double what they promised you.

Her voice and way of talking are kind of irritated! When someone actually speaks English then mixed it with another language in such a slang way, I get disgusted. "If you can't speak English, don't insist. It's stressful with my fats." I whispered. I didn't notice that Mike also heard my whisper so he was laughing. "Hey, what are you two laughing? Are you making fun of me?" Mike choked on his ice tea. So I smiled. But I suppress my laughter. "Why are we laughing at you?" I asked.

’ [Dear God, what did he say? ‘Warum kümmert es dich, er ist der Freund deines Bruders, das sind sie alle, also denke ich, dass ihr alle gleich denkt. Danke dafür. Oh, und nur damit ihr wisst, dass ich Engländer bin, heißt das nicht, dass ich einfach bin. Sag deinen verdammten Freunden, dass sie das nächste Mal mit einem englischen Mädchen prügeln wollen.’ [Why do you care, he’s your brothers friend, they all are so I guess you all feel the same way. Thanks for that. Oh and just so you know just because I am English does not mean I am easy. Tell your fucking friends that next time they want to chat up an English girl.]

I grab my phone from my bag and bring it to my ear, “hey baby I miss your voice.” “You having fun baby?” “Maybe are all the guys with you?” “No, I kicked them out so we could talk, they know what’s going on though.” “Oh okay, I am not sure how I am doing so far. Any tips?” “You are doing great baby, although I am really glad we had our microphone on mute, ‘vag drag’ had the lads pissing themselves.” “Well, you know how much I enjoy making friends.” “I do, the English accent is making my cock hard, you may have to talk like that all the time.”

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one of them added Pigin! I hated to heard people speak pigin English, it does not even make sense and the proud alot of people in the country take in speaking it makes me so furious. "Please speak normal English or get the hell out of my face" I snapped "E be like say this one na agebota" last guy that spoke said "Y'all small like the ghetto" I replied holding my nose "I will say it again leave here" "You are so rude and you look like a minor, are you supposed to even be here"

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