Spongebob Goofy Novels & Stories

" Reschedule all meetings, I won't be coming in today! " " But boss, the men from the East had been waiting for a long time_ They seem to be angry too_ " " Then make them watch SpongeBob_ " " Huh? " Royalty gave a light squeeze on one breasts and gently kissed his woman's neck. " Or you can tell them_ " SpongeBob makes people happy while breasts seem to make me happier_ " He shamelessly muttered, left his secretary so very confused then he ended the call. Bang! He tossed his phone aside.

Sawyer muttered pointedly before munching on her mutilated, ketchup covered fry. "Well, you act more like you're five." I bantered in amusement, hitching my chin toward the television in front of us. Sponge Bob was on, and she'd been focused solely on that for the better part of our late night meal. "I haven't seen more than the first season; My EX was obsessed." "I own every single one...too bad it's you I'm watching this with instead of your EX."

Even if they are playing dumb but still they never failed to stitch a smile on our lips. My favorite cartoon of all is SpongeBob. The fact that makes me want SpongeBob is that the jolliness of him, the laugh, the giggle, and especially the emotion. Never saw SpongeBob planted angst on anyone. And what better way to watch a movie on the couch is to eat your breakfast. Daddy cooked it for me before he leaves me here. Typical breakfast that captivates my cravings in the morning. Fried rice, fried egg, and hotdog and added with fish fillet. Literally, he is the perfect husband material for me. Quite ashamed of myself for not cooking breakfast for him but since my body still feels sore and tired,

"Hala! SpongeBob!" Tumawa na ako gano'n din si Nanay na nasa kusina ng makita naming dahan dahang mag lakad si Seb palapit sa malaking SpongeBob at saka ito marahang hinawakan at maya maya pa ay sinakayan na. "Ate naman eh! Syempre hindi na ako galit sa'yo ang galing galing mo kayang manlambing." Umirap ako at hindi na mapawi ang ngiti. Nang biglang tumunog ang cellphone ko.

l was replied with a smack on my head as Giovanni said"U don't have a job so trust that money was never earnt" I was calculatong my options so l did the only think l could think off which was playing dumband say stupid things."Oh hey Gio l did not see you there what a lovely weather we have today hmm l have been thinking why does spongebob live under the sea when he can just live in a sink it would be nice having a sponge doing our dishes just for a penny don't you think but l think..."

My mind was consumed by the problems I might face one day, when suddenly I met someone on the road. A girl in yellow pajamas, I think spongebob is the cartoon character printed on it. I had no plans to greet her or anything, but then she just spoke while looking straight at me.

Gabby wore pink glitter sunglasses and named every fish like they were members of her palace staff. “That one’s Princess Bubble.” “That’s a clownfish,” Xavier said. “She can have two jobs.” Mama bought too many souvenirs because “they’re still little, Ara, don’t be stingy like a Swiss accountant.” Papá bought more at the shop next door when Mama wasn’t looking. In the end, we came home with two stuffed sharks, one plastic crown, an octopus-shaped fridge magnet, and Al crying because Gabby said his shark “had no emotional depth.”

I said. "That’s great. Anyway, is your name really Black?" she asked curiously "It's my surname" I plainly said "Foreigner? What's your real name then?" "Marie Violet is my name. My dad is half American." "Wow! Your name is beautiful!" she said obviously amazed "Just call me Black okay," I said coz I hate my name. It sounds too feminine. "copy! Can I be your friend?" She suddenly asked "S-sure" I was shocked. I was hesitant but I think having a new friend won't hurt, Besides, It's the first time after many years that someone offered me a friendship. She smiled at me.

I stepped closer to Bennet and faced him seriously. "Well, probably because Spongebob is an adorable character even if he's just a sponge who tried to live under the sea. He's yellow and... has huge eyes and his attitude is somewhat childish," I answered. "Hmmm. Like a little silly blond boy with cute blue eyes," Bennet said softly. "Exactly. Most women find them irresistible..." I added. Bennet nodded before absentmindedly scratching his head. "And what about that?" "What the hell?" I asked with a frown.

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.