Spongebob Goofy Novels & Stories

Gabby wore pink glitter sunglasses and named every fish like they were members of her palace staff. “That one’s Princess Bubble.” “That’s a clownfish,” Xavier said. “She can have two jobs.” Mama bought too many souvenirs because “they’re still little, Ara, don’t be stingy like a Swiss accountant.” Papá bought more at the shop next door when Mama wasn’t looking. In the end, we came home with two stuffed sharks, one plastic crown, an octopus-shaped fridge magnet, and Al crying because Gabby said his shark “had no emotional depth.”

I said. "That’s great. Anyway, is your name really Black?" she asked curiously "It's my surname" I plainly said "Foreigner? What's your real name then?" "Marie Violet is my name. My dad is half American." "Wow! Your name is beautiful!" she said obviously amazed "Just call me Black okay," I said coz I hate my name. It sounds too feminine. "copy! Can I be your friend?" She suddenly asked "S-sure" I was shocked. I was hesitant but I think having a new friend won't hurt, Besides, It's the first time after many years that someone offered me a friendship. She smiled at me.

I stepped closer to Bennet and faced him seriously. "Well, probably because Spongebob is an adorable character even if he's just a sponge who tried to live under the sea. He's yellow and... has huge eyes and his attitude is somewhat childish," I answered. "Hmmm. Like a little silly blond boy with cute blue eyes," Bennet said softly. "Exactly. Most women find them irresistible..." I added. Bennet nodded before absentmindedly scratching his head. "And what about that?" "What the hell?" I asked with a frown.

Deciding to ignore her, I just rolled my eyes and put my phone back in my jeans. "Does she have a "like" syndrome? I heard it's deadly, especially for brain cells," It's a miracle! JerkAss actually said something right and bright. "MR. LANGSTON!" A shout came from the shop. We turn around and groaned when we saw it was the best friend of Sponge Bob, Patrick. -I made a joke. "Call me Reed, starfish." That's actually funny, "Mr. Langston is my father, the one with gray hairs and a lot of wrinkles." Now that's just plain rude.

I run over to him and start talking to him. "Where is Patrick? And how are you doing? What bout squidward? Is he still grumpy? And Mr Crabbs? Does he still underpay you?" I ask all my doubts to it. "Hey Cali! How is life going?" It replies. "Oh it's going great!" I answer it back. Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and I turn around. "I was talking to you!" Hadley, who I don't remember where I have seen before, says. Now I know why sponge Bob sounded so girly.

She has disturbed my sleep I might as well go and see the person downstairs. I quickly put on my spongebob pants and my long sleeves black shirt then I put my hair in a low bun and wore a cap, put on my Micky mouse shoes I opened the door and went out, I heard Konyiis voice, "My gosh Tobi you're back!" "Yes babe I'm back," Babe?! When and how did that happen and Konyii didn't tell me, "You'll not stop calling me babe ba?" she asked him, I wonder who that person is, so I walked into the sitting room, he was backing the door so I couldn't see his face well.

*** “This is Spongebob. He is Barbie’s boyfriend.” “Why Spongebob? Hulk is a lot better. He is strong, and he’s a superhero.” “He’s ugly! And he can’t even talk. Hulk only smashes.” “Then Barbie is not a nice person. She doesn’t like Hulk just because he’s ugly?” “She isn’t mean. You are mean! MOM!!” “Mica, you chose Barbie, let Manu choose the toy he wants to use.” The two women were watching this exchange through the large glass doors that connected the garden to the living room.

I'm so gonna make fun of him for his tomorrow. I brought out my phone and hit the video button. The only way to make him believe is to film it. "Hey KC, can you say that again?" "Oh my god, cupcake. You're so fucking annoying. Mr Krabs is so gonna fire you for this. Oh! and tell Squidward I said cashy almost ran away yesterday. You should've seen it Cupcake, spongbob chased her all around Bikini Bottom" He laughed "Bikini Bottom"

I ask him pointing the finger at myself, "kind of" he laughs and turn his face away from me leaving me all confused, "Why the hell are laughing?" He clears his throat and faces me again "Sorry" he tried his best to stop laughing but I can see it all. His eyes were dancing as he recall the last night's event. I definitely did something stupid otherwise he wouldn't be laughing like Spongebob who literally laughs at anything cause of his weird humor. I got closer to him and grabbed him by his collar, "tell me what happened last night or I'm gonna make sure this is the last time you laugh like this" I pause and look him straight in the eyes,

Clover was the only person allowed to visit me and he was the only reason I still had my friggin' sanity intact. "Clover can I tell you a secret," I said dropping my voice to its lowest. He moved closer with a sinister look on his face. I closed the distance and put my hands around his ear. "I want to fuck him. I want him so deep in my punani, it grazes my friggin' soul." "Huh?" Clover jerked with a puzzled look. "Fuck who?" I sighed. "SpongeBob Square pants." I slapped my forehead again as his face glowed missing the sarcasm. "I'm talking about Eric. You Idiot!"