Spongebob Goofy Goober Meme Novels & Stories

Turns out I was lost in thought and causing traffic. My nose is welcomed with the smell of wet wood. I raise my head and my eyes widen in absolute... Shock, dismay, disbelief or disgust!?.. You know when Mr. Krabs from spongebob sees something bad and then his eyes break and he replaces them? Well if I could do that, it would be the best reaction to this scene right now!

he admitted, rubbing the back of his neck with a sheepish grin. "Do you think we should tell him we were just kidding about the whole nose breaking deal?" Dove asked between chuckles, leaving us to chorus, “definitely,” before going back to laughing. “We called him the sledgehammer. His head was almost as big as his body,” Gina related, laughing at the memory, with us reverberating the sound. Well, most of us; a particular SpongeBob looked like he’d want nothing more than to stuff a piece of cloth into his mum’s mouth to keep her from talking.

Goon 3 "Ha, look at you thinking about having a girlfriend when you can't even satisfy those whores last night" Goon 1 "What did you say, well at least I don't have a micropenis like someone" Goon 2 "Guys you should stop or someone will hear you" Gengar who has been listening to these goons rubish gets bored and floats away Gengar [ I heard that they have captured some pokemons I should look into this]

I have instinctively bitten my lips. "Mom! Dad! Morning" I greeted them awkwardly. "Where have you been, young lady?" my Dad's forehead wrinkled when he asked me but I haven't answered my Dad yet when my Mom also asked. "Who's that guy behind you?" she raised an eyebrow while asking me. They seemed to snap upon seeing him so I nervously pulled him in front and show him to my parents. "Umm... Dad ... mom ... He is ...." Shit ... what's his name? I forgot to ask. I'm doomed!

Sulking forgotten silent treatment abort! "Are you ready kids? (Aye, aye Captain) I can't hear you (aye, aye Captain) Ooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbant and yellow and porous is he (Spongebob Squarepants) If nautical nonsense be something you wish (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! (Spongebob Squarepants) ready? Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants

By the time I am done it is time for me to go home and get ready for the in-laws. When I get home I see Goof on the couch watching tv. Normally he is in the kitchen helping Sabine and joking around with her. “ Goof, help. I can’t reach a bowl I need. Fucking tall people.” Sabine shouts. I shake my head and chuckle. “Nope, I’m not going in there. Wait until Viper gets home.” Goof says. What? Why is he refusing to help Sabine? He is always helping Sabine. “ For crying out loud. They are just shorts, Goof. Your skanks wear less than these.” Sabine yells back. I notice Goof has his back to her. “ I value my life, Pocket. If Viper sees me near you wearing those he will go ape shit on me. Even if

Kevin roared, glaring at Bima with eyes burning with a fresh sense of vengeance. "You did this on purpose, didn't you?! You want to embarrass me?!" [Warning! Your 'Meme Creator' skill has been triggered automatically!] [Meme: 'When the Protein Freak Panics Over a Low-Carb Attack – Zombie Mukbang Edition'] [Effect: Kevin’s Charisma -30%! Zombie Food Vlogger’s Charisma +20%! Kevin's attack focus is now absolute!] "I’ll get you for this, Bima! I’ll destroy you and your trash Indomie!" Kevin growled, lunging forward.

"Look at me when I'm speaking to you." "Later, Uncle!" She pointed excitedly at the screen. "I'm watching SpongeBob!" Then she gasped dramatically. "Look! SpongeBob forgot to feed Gary, so Gary ran away!" Sebastian reluctantly glanced at the television. Sure enough, SpongeBob was running around in tears searching for his pet snail. Despite the fact that he'd neglected Gary in the first place. For some reason, the scene made Sebastian oddly uncomfortable. He immediately looked away and returned his attention to Izzie.

~Lola’s Point of View~ “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea … Spongebob square … pants,” I mumbled, as I struggled to open my eyes. “Sponge what,” a gruff voice said. My eyes rolled around a bit, but I couldn’t focus. Who doesn’t know Spongebob? He’s the best.

you know, the same old shit a Mr Crabs would do while a workaholic SpongeBob did the hard work. I guess I was SpongeBob. I was a workaholic. I was usually if not always the last person to leave the bag and it had soon become a norm with everyone comfortable about it. I for one, wasn't bothered though, it's not like I had someone at home to go to.