Spongebob Goofy Novels & Stories

"I didn't know she went shit crazy." Suddenly Racheal jumped away from me, her previous misery forgotten. I watched as she ran to the corner of the room where there was a small table. She picked up the large yellow sponge hugging it delicately. "My gosh Sponge-Bob, why are you naked?" The curiosity was so real that everyone was clutching their stomachs as they went to into a laughing fit. Softly chuckling I went near her, trying to pull the sponge away but she clutched it and glared at me. "He's naked, don't look!"

Or having me sit down and relax while we watch tv and he rubs my sore feet. Or the times we soak in the tub together and talk about or day or the future. Or how Goof liked going from prospect to full patch. Or who his favorite ol’e lady is. Just so you know Goof doesn’t have a favorite just two that he is closer to than the others. Lilly and Sabine. I don’t know what to do. There is still the little issue of trust. I still don’t completely trust Goof, yet. And it is nothing he has done. He has been by my side showing me everyday he is worth my trust. And my time. I haven’t seen him with a skank. I don’t smell their horrible perfume on him. There are no lipstick stains on him or his clothes.

softly at that. Yeah, I knew how Hawk's driving could be, and when he was in a rush, I could only imagine how it was. I excused myself from my mum soon after, to go see the mastermind behind all of this. "So," I started, smiling at him. "So," he answered, smiling back. I chuckled softly before covering the space between us, so that now, my arms were wrapped around him in a hug. He must have been stunned, because for a second or two, he didn't react. But he soon reciprocated the gesture; wrapping his arms around me as well. And the feeling it left was one I couldn't quite understand. However, I knew I sure liked it. "Thank you, Spongebob. Really, thanks. This is the sweetest thing anyon

said Mari, folding her hands primly in her lap. “That’s no excuse. And seventeen is almost eighteen, and eighteen is legally an adult.” “We both know that eighteen doesn’t mean anything in terms of maturity. Pretty sure you were still watching SpongeBob SquarePants when you turned eighteen.” I pointed a finger at her, my other hand covering my heart. “The first four seasons of SpongeBob are brilliant and it’s not my fault you can’t see that.” “Now you’re just deflecting. And about a cartoon sponge who lives in a pineapple.” Mari’s tone was dry. Her tone became gentler as she added, “What’s the worst that can happen if you’re honest with him?”

you know, the same old shit a Mr Crabs would do while a workaholic SpongeBob did the hard work. I guess I was SpongeBob. I was a workaholic. I was usually if not always the last person to leave the bag and it had soon become a norm with everyone comfortable about it. I for one, wasn't bothered though, it's not like I had someone at home to go to.

I genuinely had no idea how he’d gotten it so right. "I… I used to love SpongeBob," he admitted, shifting his weight as if he regretted saying it. "Boss, you still love it," Cale added from behind us, amusement thick in his voice. I laughed as Slade shot Cale a hard glare. The look was sharp enough to cut glass, but held no real anger.

By the time I am done it is time for me to go home and get ready for the in-laws. When I get home I see Goof on the couch watching tv. Normally he is in the kitchen helping Sabine and joking around with her. “ Goof, help. I can’t reach a bowl I need. Fucking tall people.” Sabine shouts. I shake my head and chuckle. “Nope, I’m not going in there. Wait until Viper gets home.” Goof says. What? Why is he refusing to help Sabine? He is always helping Sabine. “ For crying out loud. They are just shorts, Goof. Your skanks wear less than these.” Sabine yells back. I notice Goof has his back to her. “ I value my life, Pocket. If Viper sees me near you wearing those he will go ape shit on me. Even if

The servant's voice was no longer excited. "Ah, it doesn't work, bro. I was a schoolboy I still have no money." Gerald answered lightly. I'm embarrassed. I want to sink my head into Bikini Bottom and register to be the mayor of Bikini Bottom. It is better to be friends with Patrick and Spongebob or to be Squidward's twins than to be with Gerald, which is embarrassing. "Come on, honey. Thanks for the free date, bro." Gerald hugged my back. I was silent because I was embarrassed.