Spongebob Ripped Pants Meme Novels & Stories

Alessia's POV I thought I looked funny in the yellow dress my mum had me wear, but it's nothing compared to how funny Patrick looked in his yellow suit. What the hell? Not the both of us being a look alike to SpongeBob. I wanted to burst into a fit of laughter and had to hold onto my dress to prevent myself from choking.

He loved me and I did not have to worry about my body not being perfect enough. As if on cue,he spoke. "I love you." I looked down to him and smiled. "Go on…please." He kissed my lower belly as his hands pulled down my pants. I lifted my leg for him to pull it through. I lifted the other one and I was standing before him in my yellow SpongeBob panties. That was not a sexy. "Well well well. Mr SpongeBob here is going to witness our hot spicy moment." He teased. I laughed and hid my face behind my hands. Of all the days I had to wear that stupid panty,it had to be today.

He mumbled suggestively in a lower tone, causing me to raise an eyebrow at him. "You don't know me" I laughed at nothing in particular. I had no idea why I laughed because what I said wasn't funny, but in my drunken state everything felt like swirly colours and SpongeBob land. Can I say SpongeBob land? Wouldn't it more likely be SpongeBob water? "But I would like to," he argued, cutting off my ridiculous thoughts. I eyed him as carefully as I could, analysing if I could trust him or not. My fuzzy mind couldn't draw a proper conclusion, yet I felt oddly comfortable with him.

he asked when he saw the amusement in my eyes “I do. They're lovely” I replied “great... Let's start shopping then. They're all feminine so the shopping is for you.” “wait... What? Shopping?” I asked as he moved to a rack. He picked up a nice shirt, yellow with a picture of Spongebob Squarepants on it “do you like this shirt? It's beautiful and big. I think baggy shirts would fit you” he said and raised it up “wow” I muttered loud enough for him to hear

"The Event of the Year! Sky-Bound Action Scene!" I looked like a puppet on strings in the video, with my limbs stretched out and suspended in midair. I was grimacing terribly as the shot zoomed in on my face. I scrolled down and noticed a sea of mocking laughter below the video. "Dominic's expression is so meme-worthy!" "Lisa is so impressive for putting in so much effort just to make the school heartthrob happy!" "Dominic actually pissed himself! Does anyone want a close-up shot of that?" "I'll pay good money for it as long as you send it to me!"

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"

"We. Are. Not. Busy." Why don't I feel so frickin' lucky? Should I just call in sick? That sounds like... it's never gonna work. I guess I'm gonna have to survive. It's just an outfit. I'm gonna be just fine. --- 7 minutes later (Imagine in SpongeBob's narrator's voice) I am NOT OKAY. The fuck is this?!.. "So.. do you like it? 'Cause I think it's pretty hot," she said, giggling. "Yeah, Brit, you really outdone yourself this time," Matt said, complementing her.

I say staring up at him brightly. Who would get bored? Me? Definitely not! I can stay here for days without getting bored! He looks at me for a while before he nods his head hesitantly. Still not believing me. I nod my head at him to assure him that I was indeed being serious. I can't possible get bored here. *In Spongebob's Narrator's voice* *thirty minutes Later* "I'm borreeedddd" I groaned loudly rolling over on the sofa.