My Step Brothers
The rest of us that remained standing are in one way or another related to each other somehow.
From my point of view, I had with me right now, The step brothers from both sides, my actual Dad, the Stepmom I'm seeing for the very first time, my Mom and step Dad, and the half sister who appears too young to be involved in all of this crazy inter-family madness.
She looked terribly confused and sad that I felt really bad for her.
How less crazy could this possibly get at this point?