Stick Person Novels & Stories

She was soft and felt right for his arms. His cheeks started to flare up and he felt uncomfortable down there. It’s been a while since the breakup and he felt it would be too impure to jerk off in Fin’s apartment. In fact, he shouldn’t be hard for Fin’s body at all! The best way is to start imagining the weirdest things he could come up with. Stone Cold Steve Austin in a tutu dress, he chanted, mentally. Stone Cold Steve Austin in a tutu dress. It took a while till he sighed. Finally, his member softened.

"You know that you are my favourite client, I will please you first and then I will look after the others" "I told you I like exclusivity. Get back to work, or you'll lose another client". "I thought there was something between us!" The stripper looked at him hopefully, waiting for an answer. The Machiavellian smile made Enrico's face somber, it was obvious he didn't care. The stripper knew that gangster had a heart of stone, but she still liked Enrico. "I can give you that massage you like!" She tried to seduce him with her honeyed voice.

He had a lazy expression on his face and was chewing on a stick. “Of course I’m here. It’s my house you know. Where else did you expect me to be?” Dan grinned and answered in the upbeat tone Mane had grown accustomed to. “I thought you would be out by now. You’re usually never around.” Mane walked up to Dan and sat right next to him. He stretched his hand to the older man, and Dan smilingly reached into his breast pocket and took out a slender stick. The stick was similar to the one Dan was chewing on. It was as long as a finger, but very slender. It gave off a weird smell, and looked strangely appealing. From the practiced actions of the two, one could easily tell that this wasn’t the first

“You need to loosen up, Mr. Stuffy von Stickinthemud.” Sed followed them to the bar. He ordered a whiskey on the rocks and scanned the various stages, looking for the stripper he found most attractive. Two blondes on the center stage worked the pole together, caressing and kissing each other whenever their dancing brought their bodies together. “That is hot,” Sed said. They’d make a nice Sed sandwich. He wondered if he could convince them to work his pole together. He downed his whiskey and thumped his glass of ice on the bar for a refill.

I have to lecture them later, but for now, I'll deal with this old geezer! "Never mind you old bag. I guess these three are my little brothers, after all!" "Wanna fight now?! You're showing off those abs like you some big shot!" Oh, I'm still shirtless. But that works out for me! He raised his two fists up to shoulder level, and the geezer is in a fight stance... Hahaha! How perfect! "How sinful of you! An adult is willing to throw hands with these children?! That's a criminal act, don't you think?"