My Girlfriend Wanted to Have Her Bestie's Baby
Grandpa's dying wish is to see me get married, so I quickly call up my girlfriend, Roxanne Moore.
However, she scoffs at me, saying, "Why do you keep trying to force me to marry you? Why are you so disgusting? How many times must I tell you that Sam is getting over a breakup right now? As his best friend, how can I make him feel even worse by suddenly getting married?
"We'll discuss marriage once he has recovered from his broken heart. Anyway, I've got to go. I'm still on my business trip."
The line goes dead, and so does my heart.
I look up at Mom. "I'll marry the person you picked out for me."