Pregnant For My Father-in-Law
The groom’s family erupted cutting me in, voices overlapping in savage Italian and English,
“Troia sporca! You dirty slut, spreading like a street dog!” Jasper’s mother spat, face contorted. “Puttana incinta di un bastardo(pregnant whore with a bastard seed! You think you can disgrace us? We’ll cut it out of you ourselves!)”
“Figlia di puttana!” another aunt snarled. (Daughter of a bitch! “You’ve soiled our name, you cum-guzzling tramp! Abort it now, or we’ll drag you to the alley and do it with a knife!”