WICKED TEMPTATIONS
the cat said, and I shook my finger at him.
"And you ... you ... you ... you'd better stop that!" I told him. "No talking cats allowed!"
"You may be right, Mr. Tibbs," Shelly said with a sigh, "but he's the father of my child."
"You should have used a condom, dear," Mom told me, and that was just perfect!
Ohhhh..." I blinked my eyes and felt better than I had earlier.
"I gave you some of my Valium," Mom said. "How do you feel?"