Try Not To Laugh Jokes Novels & Stories

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

I studied his face, searching for even the smallest hint of a joke. There was none. My laughter slowly died. “Wait… you’re actually serious?”

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

" The girl is always so cheerful. But I have never seen her smile openly. I don't know how she looks when she smiles freely." Rhino wanted to see Calista smile when he thought about it. Rhino was surprised at his desire. He did not remember the last time he laughed. But today he wants to make someone else laugh. Rhino thought about how to make Calista smile. "Should I crack a joke? But I can't tell any jokes. What to do? Yeah, Harold can do good comedy. I should call him and ask him some jokes." Thinking that, Rhino took his cell phone in his hand.

“Now. The laugh. I heard you yesterday, when you thought no one was listening. It’s too high.” He stopped in front of me, tapping his own chest. “Elion’s was deeper. From here.” The gesture was intimate. Unexpected. I flinched. His jaw tightened instantly. “Try again,” he said. “I’ll tell you a joke. It’s a terrible one. Elion hated it.” He told it anyway... something painfully unfunny involving a squirrel and a priest. I forced out a weak chuckle, the sound thin and hollow. “No.” The word cracked like a whip.

"That's not it!" "Then enlighten me!" I laughed humorlessly.

Perhaps to get expelled or, at the very least, cry and run away. I wasn’t going to give him the satisfaction. I took a few slow, deep breaths while I searched my memory for a joke.

“You are that missing daughter. You are the lost Heiress the company has been looking for over the years. I was able to find you through my thorough investiga…...” Now, this is the stupidest joke I've heard recently. I shouldn't laugh but I couldn't help it. I didn't let him finish before I interrupted him with my laughter. As though I wasn't the one who laughed just now, I suddenly furrowed my brows at him. “How could you come up with a joke like this with all that seriousness on your face?

And it didn’t help matters when Yolando just burst out laughing out of nowhere. Is this guy serious? How can he be laughing in a situation like this? I really don’t get what is funny, so I just sit there glaring at him as I wait for him to stop. Maybe he realized the air was thick. Or that I was glaring daggers at him. Because he slowed down and then stopped laughing as he apologized. “Sorry man, I didn’t mean to laugh but this shit is funny as hell oh my God.” He says as he tries so hard to swallow his laughter.