Uh Oh Stinky Novels & Stories

SSHS 159 “What do you mean? It actually smells nice. Like strawberries.” Excami said as she was confused as to why Albert was scrunching and pinching his nose. “I smell jackfruit.” Hestia said, though she was also puzzled by the situation. It is unusual already for her to smell jackfruit at their location, but it was also unusual that Excami was smelling something else and Albert was grossed out by it. Then something clicked in her mind. She sniffed the air again and began walking to the direction she thought the source of the smell was coming from. “Hestia, where are you going?” Excami asked. Albert cannot talk since he was so grossed out by the smell that he cannot even move at all.

I sighed and sniffed the air again, then stepped toward him, only to discover the scent had disappeared. “Something smelled delicious but it's gone now,” I blurted, then covered my mouth in embarrassment since I was sniffing around him. My cheeks burned while I watched him lift his arm to sniff himself and then eye me strangely. “The scent of those stinky caves is all I smell on myself and you. Are you ill?” Giving him a stoic glare, I said, “Nope,” then continued walking in the darkness, trying to catch the intriguing smell again. "It is gone," Ojani whimpered, causing me to frown and then return to the task at hand.

Mom sternly said. “Argh ! Fine. I am going to welcome him”, I grumbled before I stomped out to get the fvcking asshole. However, I stopped in my tracks when I smelt the most delicious smell on Earth !! “MATE !”

" Did you forget to shower or something?" I was self consciously aware of the stench that clung onto my clothes after the joint we smoked behind the school building. It's a smell that's inescapable, some describe it as skunk smell. The smell of weed. Letting go of her, I took a huge step back before burying my nose into my jumper to affirm her accusation. She wasn't overreacting. I did smell like the devil's underwear! " Um..." " There's a new invention called soap ,have you heard of it, Maxwell?" Her nose sounded all plugged up as she held a hand over it to shield away the putrid stench of my weed smelling clothes.

"You don't smell that awful stench?" She glanced at me. "Is your nose broken? There's no smell." In that instant, every assumption I had was shattered. Strangers couldn't smell it on my daughter. Sabrina couldn't smell anything in the apartment. No one could smell it. Not a trace of that overwhelming stench. Was the problem really me? No. That couldn't be it. If something was wrong with me, the hospital would've found it. "Just start cleaning. I'll help you. Check everywhere. Every corner. Cabinets, under the beds, everything. If you find anything unusual, tell me right away. I'll pay you ten times your usual rate."

, a strange ooze filled the room. “Eww, what's that smell? Is this you Alex?” I asked to be sure. It smelt like sewers. “You got to help me out, guys”, breathing heavily like a dog, sweating profusely with a bad stench that worsened it all. Alex looked like he had not showered for days, what had happened to him? The only question I had for him.

"Shit, Jian, you stink!" I glare at him, annoyed that he is joining in. The way he is carrying on, it seems he prefers the stench of the landfill downwind from his new house closer to the old Candlestick Park. I don’t stink that bad! Not really. That's what I convinced myself before going to work this morning.

I didn’t mean to be rude about my exclamation, but it just caught me off guard. “I’m sorry, okay?” he said in be-tween sobs. “I’m sorry I stink and I make you uncomfortable. I’m sorry for making everyone uncomfortable with my stench, okay?” His voice was getting louder and I hoped that ARCHIE’s sensors wouldn’t kick in then. “But it’s not my fault! Trust me, I don’t want to stink to. Do you really think I enjoy it? But I can’t help it, okay? I just can’t.”

“Eww, you are so dirty!” She pulled out her perfume bottle and sprayed it toward me offensively. The strong scent hit my face hard. I coughed and stepped back, waving my hand in front of my nose. My eyes watered. But I did not say a word. I was too happy knowing I would soon be home. Stacy being a bitch was the least of my troubles now. “I am hungry,” I muttered under my breath.

"No way." "I swear on my life," Aiden grins. "The smell was so bad it cleared the entire valley. The poor guy spent three days rolling in the river, but it wouldn't come off. Even the Alpha wouldn't go near him. He had to sleep a hundred yards downwind from the den for a week. We called him 'Stink' for the rest of his life." Harris is laughing now, a genuine, belly-shaking sound that lights up his face. He flops onto his bed, wiping a tear from his eye. "A wolf eating a skunk. That is fucking gold. I wish I could have seen that."